…apparently, to an entire litter of children.

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Seriously, how many kids does she HAVE in there?  10?  12?  She doesn’t need to give birth in a hospital.  She needs to birth these kids in a box under the stairs and wait for kindly neighbors to come and pick out which ones they like the best.

Personally, I always take the runt.

Jovovich, now 8 months pregnant and likely to drop any day now, says she has no idea how she put on 70 pounds in the past 4 months, reports the Daily Mail:

It’s unbelievable how quickly it all happened.  All I did was eat three bagels every morning with butter, peanut butter and jelly all over them, a few boxes of Krispy Creme donuts for lunch and boom! I’m tipping the scale at 195!

That’s all?  That is basically the same diet plan that John Goodman has been on since his days on Roseanne.  Yeah, I can’t believe she got fat either.  It’s SUCH a mystery.

Anyway, best to Mila and her pound puppies.  I hope they all come out with shiny coats and wet noses!