Isn’t that exactly what this picture looks like?

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This looks exactly like what I pictured the boogeyman as when I was a child, trying to climb in through my bedroom window to kill my parents and steal my G.I. Joes (hey, I was a kid…I had weird fears).  Except I never pictured the boogeyman to be so…what’s the word?  Oh yes — white.

Michael Jackson is looking more and more these days like one of those things that come out of the Pandora’s box in Hellraiser, just without pins in his face.  Even though he’s clearly attempting to resurrect his career with this photoshoot for Robert Cavalli in L’uomo Vogue, I think he should worry more about how he get resurrected from the dead.  I hear it’s hell being a zombie.  Especially one with a penchant for dating children.