Kid Rock’s Coin Slot
on : 26-08-07 Posted by : Bruce
I’m giving up celebrity blogging.Â
“Why?” you might ask.
Well, because I’ve just come across what I intend to market as the best diet plan of our time: The Kid Rock’s Crack Diet Plan. It’s really very simple; just look at the following picture the next time you feel hungry. It is GUARANTEED to make you lose your appetite!

This pic was taken in Malibu, where Rock was seen fraternizing with Paris Hilton before reportedly disappearing inside a home alone with her for hours.
Stay tuned for the continuation of this story tomorrow, which I am sure will take place in a free clinic somewhere in California.



Kid Rock was a one hit album wonder…. Well, that and Pamela Anderson.
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Ugh! Gross! You really need to warn people before posting something like that! Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go flush my eyes with Listerine to try to get that awful image cleaned off them!