I’m giving up celebrity blogging. 

“Why?” you might ask.

Well, because I’ve just come across what I intend to market as the best diet plan of our time:  The Kid Rock’s Crack Diet Plan.  It’s really very simple; just look at the following picture the next time you feel hungry.  It is GUARANTEED to make you lose your appetite!

Crack Rock

This pic was taken in Malibu, where Rock was seen fraternizing with Paris Hilton before reportedly disappearing inside a home alone with her for hours.

Stay tuned for the continuation of this story tomorrow, which I am sure will take place in a free clinic somewhere in California.

Kid Crack