Just a Gigolo
And everywhere he goes…people know how much Paris is payin’. (Sha-dum, sha-dum.)
Paris Hilton has taken the mission that God put her own while she served time in prison to a whole new level: rescuing hot men from poverty!  Paris met the Alex Vaggo, a Swedish tourist, at a Hollywood youth hostel. The New York Post reports:
We all met Alex on the street near the USA Hostel in Hollywood. The hostel is $27 a night and they shove in six people to a room. But in the morning there are all the pancakes you can eat. Our friend introduced him to Paris and she immediately took a liking to him. He’s very hot. He’s living much better now.
My questions are: 1) what the f**k was Paris Hilton doing in a youth hostel to begin with, and 2) does he charge by the hour or is there an overnight package deal? I guess the next time I’m single I’ll give up hitting the bars or singles lines. I’ll just visit my local shelter for hot homeless. They’re going to be very in this season.
Gives a whole new irony to Zoolander’s Derelict clothing line. That Alex, he’s so hot right now…
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