Jake and the Beard

Buzz has it that Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon have finally called it quits…again.

“This is the harshest split they’ve had,” a source tells Us. “Reese told Jake it’s best they don’t talk at all.”

After some mutual cold-shouldering at the Toronto Film Festival this week, Us Weekly is reporting that the two superstars have decided to end the charade.

I, for one, say GOOD!  Elle Woods, Attorney-at-Law, Gemini vegetarian, and my personal fashion hero, deserves a man who…well…likes women.

If I were Jake, I’d just drop the pretense (and the pants), find newly single pal Heath Ledger, and just get it over with already.  I know it would make me feel better, and somehow, I think it might make Jake feel better, too.

Of course, if this guy is right, then Jake might already be taken…(yeah right)

jake and chris fischer

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