When I saw this reportedly doctored picture today of hottie Oscar De La Hoya, my first thought was “Please God, let it be a dare. Let it be an April Fool’s Day prank, let it be a hallucination, let that tuna salad earlier have been bad. ANYTHING but what it looks like.”

Because it looks like Ol’ Oscar is a tranny…

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And ya know, even worse than being a tranny, whoever this is just looks so, well, tacky. I mean, I guess I get the black lacy numbers there and the necessity of the pink number to keep his kibble and bits all packed in tightly, but what the eff is that trashy-ass fishnet overlay thing? That looks like something Samantha Fox would have looked at in 1983 and gone, “Um, ya know what? That’s just a little too whore-y for me.”

Oscar’s lawyer is, naturally, saying the pics are a fake. And Oscar is, of course, saying nothing. Because that’s what normal, non-panty wearing men who are trained to fight do when pictures of them wearing aforementioned whore-nets circulate do…nothing.

Click here to see the pics in all their glory!