Here’s a shot at some more sad, sad tales from the wild world of stardom…

Tommy Lee

Tommy Lee just looks gayer and gayer (IDontLikeYouInThatWay)

They tried to make Owen go to rehab… (Dlisted)

Hayden Panettiere and Sarah Silverman point out the obvious (Sarah Silverman Online)

Perez Hilton’s delusions of stardom get reinforced (Perez Hilton)

Oprah pulls a Leona (Celebitchy)

Britney’s vagina isn’t anything new (Celebslam)

First look at Nicole Ritchie’s predictably thin baby (Molly Good)

Tom Ford’s new ad tactic: More Vagina! (Jossip)

Turns out, Guy Ritchie is the bottom in the relationship (Yeeeah)

She might not have teeth, but damnit, Winehouse can still sing (A Socialite’s Life)