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Here’s a slew o’ links to start your October off right, if you’re into that sort of thing:

Vanessa Hudgens is ironic (Drunken Stepfather)

When Britney Spears thinks you’re off-balanced and creepy… (D-Listed)

Eva Longoria and that guy from Not Another Teen Movie have a sex video (Funny or Die)

And now that we have your attention, Britney Spears also has a sex tape (Egotastic)

Clay Aiken is fat…and gay…don’t forget the ‘gay’ part (Fatback and Collards)

I TOLD you Brokeback Mountain should have won (Pajiba)

Some guy wastes his nudity on Nic Cage (A Socialite’s Life)

J.J. Abrams gives net-theorists a new pic to jerk off over for the next month (1-18-08)

And finally, after the jump, the trailer for Guillermo del Toro’s The Orphanage.  I’m already scared.