Guess which celebrity has the Crypt Keeper appendages?

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 Find out after the jump!

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That’s right!  It’s none other than the ever-reigning Queen of Pop and yoga-junkie, Madonna!

She may have the body of Linda Hamilton circa Terminator, but she has the hands of Estelle Getty circa The Golden Girls.  Maybe someone in the Madge Camp should tell the material girl to lay off the exercise and a little and look into Restylane injections for her veiny claws.

You just know Courtney Love must be looking at this pic right now, salivating.  The veins…all those available veins…

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