It seems that Hollywood stars will stop at nothing to protect the sanctity of marriage, and this week is no exception.

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First up, we have Nicole Ritchie and Joel Madden marrying.  I’d say “awww,” but I’m much more inclined to say, “it’s about time,” seeing as how she’s about 13 months pregnant with his spawn.  It’s so nice to see a marriage of necessity in these troubled times.

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And then, we have Pamela Anderson.  Pamela has a really bad habit of marrying everyone she sleeps with here lately, with Tommy Lee and Kid Rock being the most recent winners of the coveted Hep C prize.  Up next, apparently, is Rick Solomon, who has dated Shannen Doherty (who I will refrain speaking badly of since I’m afraid of her) and has starred in a sex tape with Paris Hilton. 

Wow, that’s quite a resume Ron Solomon has there.  I’m sure he and Pam will be happily married, for about 3 minutes.  Hey Pam, here’s a hint: even if you marry them, people still think you’re a tramp.  You marry a scientist or a religious leader, and then we’ll talk reputation revision.

The couple will be registered at Frederick’s of Hollywood, CVS, Rite Aid, and Walgreen’s.