Did Zac Efron Move On From Vanessa Already?
Every gay I’ve ever known has had one: a hag.Â
A hag, or fruit fly as they’re referred to in some circles, is that special girl you take to the prom and talk to about their boy problems. She sees you as sensitive. You see her as fabulous. She sees you as the man of her dreams. You see her distracting attention away from talk of your new highlights. She sees you as her boyfriend. You see her as, well, just a friend. But through it all, you two have one very important thing in common: you both like boys.
A hag plays an intergral role in the life of a gay. She is there to let you experiment the first time you want to try make-up. She is there to decide whether or not that other guy is good enough for you (hint: they never are). And she is usually a big girl. Why? I’m not sure, but I think hags see gays just like they see cake: always there when they need comfort.
With that in mind, I’ll let you deliberate over this picture of Zac Efron and Nikki Blonksy attending a premiere of Hairspray in Spain:
While I’m not saying that Zac Efron is gay, I just know that some will inevitably question why Zac has seemingly forsaken Vanessa Hudgens for Nikki Blonsky of all the Hollywood starlets he could have had.  While the gays? Well, we’re pretty sure we know why.
Congrat, you two. I’m glad you found one another.
More pics of Zac and Nikki after the jump!
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