Get it?  Courtney Love…taste…medicine?  Get it?

Oh, whatever.

Courtney

In today’s issue of “Who Didn’t See That Coming?” Courtney Love is reportedly getting her ass handed to her by Steve Coogan’s lawyers, who have slapped her with a cease and desist order after she’s prattled off to anyone who will listen that Steve was the driving force behind supposed Junkie-of-the-Minute Owen Wilson’s drug-addled suicide attempt.

And now reportedly joining in on the fun is Sharon Osbourne, who has had quite a distaste for Love since her infamous run-in with Sharon’s former-addict spawn, Jack Osbourne.  Love apparently pissed of the Queen of Darkness by teasing Jack about his Oxycontin habit.  Reports are that Sharon is now blaming the pious Love for Jack’s Oxy addiction, saying that the singer supplied Jack with the drug when he was 15 because Love didn’t want to have to do drugs alone.

OK, all of that that I can believe.

So my problem here is (even as much as I love Sharon Osbourne) who wouldn’t think that their child would do drugs if left alone with Courtney Love?  That’s tantamount to sending your teen son to spend the night at the Neverland Ranch and just hoping for the best.

Courtney Love is the patron saint of drugs.  I’m thinking that Sharon might want to recant her words lest someone ask her why she allowed Jack to be alone with Love in the first place.  I’ve heard stories about fathers getting their teenaged sons hookers to lose the big V, but seriously, a mother allowing her son within 50 feet of Courtney Love is grounds for a call to Child Services.

Seriously, Sharon, mamas don’t let their babies grow up to be junkies…

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