While Ellen DeGeneres isn’t the hottest lesbo in the world, there is nothing stopping me from wanting to see her and that fine ass of Portia de Rossi banging in some scandalized leak sex tape. I bet Ellen would be willing to set it out just for a few giggles. I love dat’ bitch, yo! Remember Ellen announcing her marriage plans on her day time television show? Well, now Elly and Portia are planning the wedding. They say they’ve got a date and they wanna make it huge. So huge, that me, their home gardener, is invited! Woo hoo! Free cake. Anyways, congrats you flaming homosexuals getting married in California now. Hope to see some special clips from the honeymoon! If you could take some shots of Portia alone I wouldn’t mind. K Thx.