DMX must be havin’ a grand old time in jail these days. Earlier in the week he was nabbed for driving a car, most likely an Excalade, with an expired license. But it just got worse. After posting bail and tramping around somewhere near Miami, Earl Simmons… wait his real name is Earl… lol… anyways DMX decided he needed his fix.

He walked up to what he thought was a drug dealer and asked for $45 in what must have been some low quality Winehouse crack. Too bad the drug dealer was really an undercover copper. Don’t you just hate the po po, D?

DMX is also sitting on 11 other counts of animal cruelty and drug possession brought up from a couple raids on his house. Looks like Earl… lol… ain’t gettin any love except from behind when they throw him in the slammer.