July 3rd is the day that I am waiting for. It is the day that we are all waiting for. This, friends, is the day that Despicable Me 2 comes out in theaters. (If you are from the future and have already seen Despicable Me 2, don’t spoil the ending because I probably have not seen it yet. In the future, that is. *What?*)
These 10 Despicable Me cakes make my eyes salivate, which
smears my mascara and gets me all frazzled means that I am as happy as a clam.
Note: I don’t own mascara.
1. Beautiful Despicable Me Cake Complete With Rabbit Poo Pellets
This cake is the result of a cool idea that was executed almost flawlessly! The shadow of Gru looms over your delicious cake, which makes you think… “Where is that shadow coming from?” At that moment, you realize that the shadow is yours. YOU ARE GRU. “No, I’M GRU.” You got to be Gru last time!
2. The “So Fluffy” Unicorn After Its Torso Removal
It seems that everyone’s favorite unicorn, which sources were calling “so fluffy” earlier this week, had a terrible accident in which it completely lost its torso. Other than that, our friend is completely fine and functioning normally. Also, that one dude with two teeth directly behind the unicorn plush is creeping me out.
3. Despicable Me Cake Features “#1 Dad” Tie That Was Stolen From Me
In other news, my “#1 Dad” tie has been stolen from me by the infamous Gru and his minions. “You don’t even have kids.” That doesn’t mean that I don’t own a “#1 Dad” tie.
4. See Below: What My Chin Hairs Look Like
How to make up for only having three candles on someone’s 21st birthday: make them an incredible Despicable Me cake with my chin hairs on its head. Look! I think I found a fifth one today! *Thoughtfully fondles chin*
5. Adorable Pair Of Cake Minions
Is the minion on the right holding a lightsaber? The world may never know. Until, of course, Gru finds a couple of slaughtered minions and is forced to find and apprehend the killer… before it’s too late. Read: the plot of every single thriller novel ever written EVER.
6. Awkward Hand Placement: That Minion In The Front Row Has It
Why the front row of minions is amusing: the guy on the left is eating an invisible bowl of cereal, the guy on the right is doing the disco and/or just holding his crotch, and the guy in the middle is perturbed because of what his two seatmates are doing.
7. My Favorite Despicable Me Cake
I was probably the only one, but I thought for a second that Gru’s face had been replaced by Captain Hook’s hand. Not much to say about this Despicable Me cake other than that it’s awesome and that my observations are consistently subpar. Hooray! If we were golfing, I would win.
8. Despicable Me Cake Pops
The suits on these two little minions are actually made from piped and melted candy, which I thought was an interesting tidbit. The eyes are made of smarties, and there was no fondant used in the project. The most fun thing to do: EAT THEIR EYES FIRST.
9. Many Cakes That Form One Larger “Cake”
I suppose that this collection of Despicable Me cakes can be dubbed a “Despicable Me cake,” since most of the cake is concentrated in the voluminous folds of Gru’s gigantic back. (If any Latin aficionados got that obscure reference, comment on this post and I will think that you are awesome. At Latin, at least.)
10. The Cake Is A Minion, The Minions Are Minions, And I EAT THEM ALL
This is one of my favorite Despicable Me cakes, so I figured that it was a good way to end the article. I hope you enjoyed it, and if your eyes are salivating, then I did something right!