Deborah Ann Burns – The Woman Who Attacked Her BF With A Knife For Farting In Her Face!

deborah-burnsIt’s long been said that frequent flatulence can kill romance and once couples get to the stage where they are passing wind in front of one another, you can pretty much bank on the fact that the heady early stages of love and lust have all but vanished. But who would’ve thought that a fearlessly aimed face fart could provoke a knife fight? Apparently it can happen, so any fellas thinking of dropping steaming hot air biscuits in their lady’s faces should think again.

Florida woman Deborah Ann Burns was arrested and charged with aggravated battery after she allegedly threw an 8-inch long kitchen knife at her boyfriend, claiming she was provoked when he farted in her face!

Burns, 37, told Collier County detectives that the couple had an argument on Tuesday night whilst watching TV. She claims that her boyfriend intentionally passed gas at her, whilst walking to the kitchen.

Police offers were called out to the home to respond to a possible stabbing and they found Burns’ boyfriend in front of the house with cuts on his abdomen and left arm.

The boyfriend claims that he got the stomach wound when Burns tossed a knife at him after a row about money. He claims she threw the knife, left the house and then came back to strike at him again in the arm, with a stick.

According to the police report, the victim did not mention the alleged air poop, but “continually stated if [Burns] returned he would kick her ass.”

When police interviewed Burns over the incident, she allegedly claimed that her boyfriend became agitated and started shouting after she confronted him about the aerosolized stool!

She remains in custody on a $50,000 bond and according to Collier County arrest records she has been nabbed 8 times previously between 2005 and 2012 for a number of different charges including cocaine possession, trespassing and failure to pay child support.

There was no report of any previous flatulence-provoked assaults on her record!

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