Check out this hilarious advert posted on Craigslist – an epic quest to find a woman who is willing to be a topless Dungeon Master for a Dungeons and Dragons-themed bachelor party.
“Looking for a woman with Dungeon Master experience in Dungeons and Dragons (specifically 3.0 or 3.5 editions) to run a game. The event is for a Bachelor Party and the “future husband to be” would prefer if the DM could be topless. With that said, I ensure you that nothing else is expect of you other than an exciting adventure.”
Now ladies I know you are all desperate to get this position but don’t all rush onto to Craigslist at once – or you’ll bring the server crashing down!!
According to further details cited on the advert, they would prefer it if the DM was a C Cup or bigger and they want to see pictures as proof, but interestingly the guy posting the advert has specified that he doesn’t want any nude shots. I find that a bit weird, you either want to see titties or you don’t – which is it??
The lucky lady will have to be free on or around October 10th and local to the Washington DC area, but these kind fellows are nice enough to take on board her input when choosing the venue for the party.
Oh and only “serious applicants” need apply, because putting that in your advert is going to ward off the trolls and the piss takers for sure!