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You know, there are just a few times in life where I am at an almost total loss for words. And when I saw the following picture of my absolute favorite chef/talk show hostess/world traveler/author/Queen of EVOO, Rachel Ray, that is exactly what happened.

This pic is at once alarming, puzzling, and strangely hypnotic. In fact, I suggest you only look at the breast from the corner of your eye so as to not be mesmerized by its otherworldly charms. I will concede that I don’t have a lot of experience with womens’ nipples, so are they supposed to look like that?

Somewhat-NSFW pic after the jump…YUMM-O!

(And as a side note, even in the picture above, her chest seems to just play with the light. Are all women’s breasts multi-talented in this way? What have I been missing out on?)

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