Is there a crime this girl hasn’t committed?  I mean, there’s life in the fast lane, and then there’s just fast-trackin’ it to become Andy Dick.

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Page Six reports that Steve-O of Jackass infamy claimed in an interview with Howard Stern yesterday that Lindsay once stole a bag of “Boog Suge” from him while visiting his house.  He even has written proof of the caper, since she had to sign a release to be in the house (since he was filming a DVD).

When you are stealing from a guy who shaves his ass for money. you pretty much know that you’ve hit rock bottom.  Reports also have it that Lindsay is not being released from rehab in Utah, as originally thought, with Dina, Lindsay’s mother saying that the rumors of her release were untrue. 

I’m sure the LAPD and free clinics of California just breathed a sigh of relief.