“Crazy-Eye” Clint Eastwood is old. His 78th birthday is today.

Smoke a little pot with the singer of the song “Puff, the Magic Dragon” because Peter Yarrow is 70.

Did you ever watch the police drama “Cagney & Lacey”? Neither did I, but Cagney, played by Sharon Glass at age 65 might still enjoy watching herself.

Platoon bitch Tom Berenger is 59. Only ten more years, man.

A guy that played a stripper in a bad 80’s made-for-TV movie, Gregory Harrison, celebrates his 58th birthday on May 31.

“Everybody Humps Raymond” actor Chris Elliot turns 48 today.

Hello, Mrs. McFly! Lea Thompson is now 47,

80s pop singer Corey Hart (1962), Who doesn’t miss 80s pop? I don’t miss it, but maybe some of you still miss Corey Hart at 46 years of age.

Brooke Bitch Shields still exists! She’s 43 today, too.

Video game movies suck, but Sienna Guillory really got my hand pumping playing Jill Valentine in Resident Evil…. I mean Happy Birthday, Sienna! (33)

Irish people are proud of the fact that they are the most drunk country in the world. Colin Farrell is proud to be Irish on his 32nd birthday.

Happy Birthday, celebrity bitches!