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Liza Minnelli, paramour of everything gay, weighed in on Britney Spears, paramour of everything trashy in the St. Petersburg Times

“I just feel horrible for her. You know, she’s got a disease. And when you have a disease, you cannot help it. So it’s not your fault, but you’re responsible for it. I just feel so bad for her because I don’t think anybody really understands what’s going on. The way the press is now, she’s getting so much attention. Somebody said to me the other day, ‘God, you have to go to jail to get a good review.’ (guffaws) It’s an interesting period. They used to have clauses and contracts where you can’t get bad publicity or you’d get fired. But now bad publicity is good publicity. I just keep working and don’t think about it much.”

Is it just me, or isn’t that the bloated, spouse-abusing pot calling the kettle a drugged-out, has-been cow? I mean, I guess I can see that logic in asking Liza about battling addiction, but really, it’s a bit surreal listening to advice from someone who is clearly as addicted to queer pole as Britney is to stripper poles.

Our advice? Physician, heal thyself!