What?  Amy Winehouse?  Not MY Amy Winehouse!

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Yep, your Amy Winehouse.  She likes the booze, which I KNOW must be a shock for you all.  What might actually be shocking to you, though, is her greenroom request sheet for the MOBO Awards:

(2) bottles of Rioja, (2) cases of Heineken, (1) large bottle of premium vodka, (2) bottles of champagne, and (2) bottle of Jack Daniels. (Source)

I don’t think I drank that much in my entire college run.  This woman must have a liver the size of a Buick.  In fact, maybe it’s the uncontrollable liver growth that’s pushing out her teeth and pushing her hair heavenward!

Apparently, though, Winehouse is a functional alcoholic, as she was still able to graciously accept her award as “Most Likely to Suck You Off For a Crack Rock and a Double Cheeseburger” “Best Female UK Artist.”  Then again, she’s had plenty of practice.