John Travolta - Queen of the Desert

Ok, before I write anything about this joyous occasion I want to make a few things clear.I am not gay; I have nothing against gay people; I think John Travolta is gayer than Andy Dick!
Seriously dude just get your ass out of that closet right now! I have compiled a small list of reasons we think John is gay, lets see what you think.
* First big hit was Grease
* Has played more crossdressing roles than not
* Has a tendency to kiss men aka. ‘The Travolta Surprise’
* Look Who’s Talking
Ok is that enough, or do we have to point out that the picture depicts John slipping the tongue to Kirk Douglas when accepting the Kirk Douglas Award at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival. Although we have to say, Kirks reaction if freaking priceless!


