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Shite teeny bopper TV show is back, this time with a token black dude..yeah, you guessed it, he’s adopted into a rich family. Check out The CW’s new promo for their Beverly Hills, 90210 spin-off below and let us know what you think.

Beverly Hills, 90210 first time round ain’t that good, and 90210 2.0 won’t be neither.

The Bachelor, Brad Womack, clears up a few misconceptions on Ellen today. Earlier in the week, Ellen interviewed DeAnna Pappas, one of Brad’s two remaining girls. She was the favored to “win”. On this show Ellen repeatedly called Brad a jerk. She later felt bad for having called him a name. So she had him on to apologize and give him the opportunity to set things straight.

The biggest thing America was misled on was that Brad had the producers fly DeAnna’s Father out so that he could propose to her. In actuality, the producers took it upon themselves to make sure her father was there, just in case. That definitely takes away a few negative marks from my book.

Actually the name of the show is ‘Celebrity Rehab’ but we kid you not, this show might very well be the worst idea ever!

The basics are a reality show about ‘celebrities’ that go to rehab.. you think it sounds bad, wait there is more.

The celebrities signed on for the show so far are; Daniel Baldwin, female wrestler Chyna, American idol finalist Jessica Sierra, Jeff Conaway from Grease, Brigitte Nielsen and porn star Mary Carey!

Unfortunately the group will get help from celebrity doctor Dr Drew Pinsky, and not Dr. Kevorkian as we had hoped.

Turns out that Matt Groening and the people behind The Simpsons has picked Britney Spears to become a Simpsons character once again.

Last time Britney was ‘on the show’ was 10 years ago and Britney was an innocent teenager.

This time around it feels more like bringng a drunken dockworker into a cast for Les Miserable.

I guess the only thing we can hope for is that her character mirrors life and she gets drunk and marries Barney, only to have 2 children, divorce and have an affair with Milhouse.

You can always count on Saturday Night Live to have one really funny skit per week, and this week’s episode was no exception.  Here, a play on Sundance’s Iconoclasts featuring a supposed dialogue between sports legend Charles Barkley and Bjork.  I brought my wheel!

OK, I admit it. I watch The View. No, not for the insipid interviews, for the fighting. In the past year, the all-female panel of co-hostesses have fed the gluttonous need for screaming and yelling that have been absent in my life ever since The Jerry Springer Show was castrated years ago. Battling divas Elisabeth Hasselbeck, of Survivor fame, and Rosie O’Donnell, of cunnilingus fame, week-in and week-out went at it like two prisoners fighting over the last cigarette in the pack. And then this happened….

Bloggers beware! There’s a new CW series set to blow the doors off of how we mavens of mischief operate behind the celebrity scenes. Gossip Girl, the newest prime time drama sensation, chronicles a mysterious off-camera blogger monikered, naturally, Gossip Girl. She provides the voice-over narration for all the drama that goes on behind closed doors at an exclusive Manhattan prep school where the teenagers function (to put it lightly) as adults and the adults are as scandalous as their younger counterparts. Just like we at BuzzPatrol.com follow all the latest scoop on socialites like Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie, Gossip Girl follows the heartbreaks, binge drinking fests, and hot hot HOT romances of frenemies Serena van der Woodsen and Blair Waldorf. Be prepared for cat fights and controversy galore as the writers explore such issues as teenage drinking and drug use. The drama doesn’t let up, and the acting never fails. Gossip Girl is the new O.C.!

I was going to try and come up with some sort of clever title for this entry, but you know, the topic of licking your pet’s ass just doesn’t lend itself to puns. That, and I am still fighting off a series of dry heaves from watching this video.

First abortions. Now bestiality. What do you guys think could POSSIBLY be next? All I know is I’m having my grandma put into hiding just in case Sarah gets horny…