Archive for the ‘Posh’ Category

Victoria Beckham, Fashion Designer?

Posh is designing denim now, DVB respectively.

I just have one question…How would she know how to design jeans for women when she is shaped like a 12 year old girl? (OUCH)

But it’s true. Maybe she’s designing for “petite women” or “tweens”.

All I know is that any woman who subjects herself to fitting into “Posh Jeans” is quite confident.

Posh 2007 Worst Dressed Celebrity

The infamous Mr. Blackwell’s Worst Dressed Celebrity List has been released. And guess who tops it…drumroll…..Victoria Beckham. Is anyone surprised?? Why does Posh even bother getting dressed? All of her body parts are usually on display. Maybe the clothes are her body’s accessories? Hmmm…..

I thought for certain it would be Britney, but in light of her rough year, Mr. Blackwell was kind enough to leave her alone. What a nice guy! Aawww…

Posh Does Not Eat Chocolate

Victoria, Posh, and David Beckham were 2 of Barbara Walter’s 10 Most Fascinating People this year. David is definitely nice to look at , but does not have anything profound to say. However, Posh had a few comments that I found somewhat interesting.

Barbara asked her if she ever indulged in chocolate etc. A very flat “NO” was her response. How can someone say NEVER? It’s a good thing they have boys not girls. She could do some serious damage to their body image. Especially when Mommy refuses to ever partake any of their birthday cake.

Next thing good old Barbara talked about was that Posh does NOT smile. A few times during the interview she began to smile and automatically covered her mouth with her hand. I thought this was the strangest thing. Here is this beautiful, rich, successful woman and she hates to smile, weird?

Well my conclusion is that the lack of chocolate is directly related to her inability to smile. The girl is in constant deprivation mode. It’s rather sad. I say binge on some chocolate, gain 2 lbs., and laugh it off. Live a little Posh!

Photo Source:  The Age