Archive for the ‘Paris Hilton’ Category

Coffee Brought To You By Paris

Wow, this is impressive! Paris is getting OTHER people coffee not vice versa. Maybe she is turning a new leaf with new boyfriend Benji Madden. There is not even an assistant in sight.

Paris’ Latest Look

What the heck is this? And those glasses…..

And how did she get that cleavage or rather where???

Paris’ New Style

New Boyfriend=New Fashion. This should be interesting to watch…………

I have one question…does Paris truly like Benji Madden or is it just “cool” to date your best friend’s boyfriend’s twin bro??

Paris Hilton Saves The World

Did she try to look like the cartoon characters on her shirt?

Paris Needs Attention

When Paris is in need of attention what does she do…..go to lesbian bars and make out with chics, famous ones.

The object of her affection was 24’s Elisha Cuthbert.

Of course, they’re both denying it, but they had way too many witnesses for that.

Paris An Athlete?

Remember Fila??? It was an athletic brand that was popular in the 80’s…well it’s attempting a comeback. And guess who their new “sports model” is? None other than Paris Hilton. I’m not denying that Paris has an incredible figure, but definitely not athletic. Unless dancing on tables or bar tops counts. I can’t even imagine the girl breaking a sweat.

Paris in Vegas with K-Fed

Photos are all over the internet today showing Ms. Hilton and the infamous K-Fed partying it up at nightclubs in Vegas on Saturday night.

Huh??? That was my initial reaction.

Poor Paris

Poor, poor Paris and I mean poor in the financial sense. Her Grandpappy Hilton has decided to give away a reported 97% of his 2.3 billion to charity.

Does this mean that she is no longer an heiress??? Oh, no.

Paris Hilton The Humanitarian

Apparently, while at a nightclub in Miami Paris became a true humanitarian. Or was it a photo-op???

There was a stage performance involving 3 Oompa-Loompa characters that excited the crowd so much, they decided to rush the stage. Unfortunately, one of the little orange guys became injured during the excitement.