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A humorous press release from Starz, a premium cable service aiming its gun at Lindsay Lohan stinker I Know Who Killed Me.

We’ve all heard how terrible this film is, but after reading the snarktastic announcement, who doesn’t want to see “I Know Who Killed Me”.

Humor is the best medicine, me think.

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Kevin Smith has got this doozie cumming out October 31st. “Zack and Miri Make a Porno” stars Seth Rogan (Knocked Up) and Elizabeth Banks. By the looks of this trailer, its going to be one of the have to see comedies of the year.

Yup… Uh? So there is some CIA douche bag and he wrote something and put it on a CD. Cool… maybe? I got lost after I saw Brad Pitt’s horrible 60s slick-back hairstyle. Where the hell did Batman… Bruce Wayne… No… what’s his name? Oh yeah, George Clooney. Where the eff did he come from and what does he have to do with anything in this film? Well, maybe Wikipedia can help us out.

Three scenes from the upcoming chick flick Sex and the City: the Movie were leaked onto Youtube..

What do you think of the movie?

See the videos after the break….

Well, we aren’t really sure of that, but it’s pretty likely. For those of you that haven’t already seen it, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull hit theaters last Thursday. It’s come out with mixed releases, but who’s to say you should listen to those dumbass critics, anyways. Make your own judgment of it. Anyways, I’m not here to talk about Indy 4, but rather up-and-coming plans from Mr. George Lucas himself for the sequel to this Indiana Jones 4.

Who is a movie buff that didn’t absolutely love the destruction and massive robot battles in Michael Bay’s adaptation of the 1980’s cartoon, Transformers. If you aren’t one of the people who spent some of the 150 million dollars the movie made in its first week, I don’t know who you are. By the end of the first film, it became pretty obvious that we’d get a sequel.

The Disney adventure/comedy movie Enchanted took home a bundle of money at the box office over the 5-day Thanksgiving weekend landing it on nr-1 for highest grossing movie of the 2007 Thanksgiving.

Enchanted earned a total of $50 million over the weekend took in the most money from Friday to Sunday grossig over $35 million.

Here’s is the Top-10 top grossing movies over from Friday-Sunday according to estimates compiled by Exhibitor Relations:

1. Enchanted, $35.3 million
2. This Christmas, $18.6 million
3. Beowulf, $16.2 million
4. Hitman, $13 million
5. Bee Movie, $12 million
6. Fred Claus, $10.7 million
7. August Rush, $9.4 million
8. American Gangster, $9.2 million
9. The Mist, $9.1 million
10. No Country for Old Men, $8.1 million

Here are some good news for our fellow lovers of Futurama, the movie ‘Bender’s Big Score’ has leaked online!

We don’t know how but the movie set to be released direct to dvd in a week has already made it online to several movie sharing networks such as Stage6, piratebay and quicksilverscreen.com

No doubt a lot of Futurama fans will love this, one wonders what Matt Groening and company thinks.

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