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Rumor has it that OK! Magazine has offered Lezzy Lohan $1 million for an exclusive, in which she “comes out” and reveals the true nature of her relationship with real lesbo DJ Samantha Ronson.

Lindsay is cheap, Lindsay is easy, Lindsay will do anything to get on the front page..Lindsay will pretends to be a lesbo for $1 million bucks.

Hell heck, I’ll pretend to be gay for $1 million bucks.

Mimi threw the ceremonial first pitch at a pro Japanese baseball game on Wednesday 28-05-08…and you guessed it, she couldn’t throw for dear life.

Here are some advice, Mariah….

• You could throw the ball further if you didn’t dress like a Ho.

• You could throw the ball further if you had burnt those clothes from the Glitter era.

• You could throw the ball further if you hadn’t borrow shoes from Essex whores.

Watch video of Mimi throwing the baseball after the break

Newlyweds Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon celebrated their nuptials by renting Six Flags Magic Mountain in Valencia, California on May 13th and decorated the whole place in pink and purple with signs all around that read “Nick and Mariah - A Love Story”….how cheesy can they be? oh yeah, and they also invited some of their friends round then proceeded to demonstrate their love for one another and all to bare witness..pass me the puke bag already….

Too much pink, too much purple, too much glitter, too much show….Puhhhhh!