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Paris Hilton’s now-infamous house — where she was seen being mobbed by paparazzi and stuffed into the back seat of a police cruiser last month — is on the market. The Spanish-style house is located in West Hollywood, California, and has four bedrooms and three and a half bathrooms. Her asking price: $4.25 million…

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Thursday night Aug. 3rd, “As you may have heard, Paris Hilton’s Hollywood mansion is now for sale, $4.3 million. Yeah, a lot of money. It says the home is equipped with a professional video studio, or as she calls it, the master bedroom.”

News from Gizmodo is that one of their loyal readers underwent a vasectomy to get an Apple iPhone! Mr Johnson, an Apple fanboi, simply had to have the iPhone. His shopping budget was spent already so he hatched a plan. On June 29th 2007, Mr. Johnson took his kids on a road trip to Boise; Mrs Johnson had to stay home to tend the baby. After dropping his kids off at the hotel, he drove to an AT&T store, and purchased a new 4GB iPhone without Wife Clearance.

The famed director and part time actor Kevin Smith is hit the big Three Seven yesterday while doing an on stage Q&A segment Bank’s Count Basie Theatre. Smith is responsible for such classics as Clerks, Clerks 2, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob, and Mallrats. He has also acted in quite a few movies including Live Free or Die Hard, Catch and Release, Veronica Mars, Scream 3 and even a few of his own movies. He’s probably most famous for his roll as Silent Bob in Jay and Silent Bob Strike back, the duo (Jay and Silent Bob) have appeared in quite a few movies as well.

Weeds is an American dark comedy television series about an affluent fictional California suburb and its residents, a handful of whom are involved in the distribution and consumption of marijuana. It was the highest rated series for Showtime in 2005. The second season started broadcasting on August 14, 2006, and its finale aired on October 30, 2006. On November 16, 2006, Showtime announced a third season consisting of 15 episodes to premiere on August 13, 2007.

In the family-friendly town of Agrestic, California, recently-widowed Nancy Botwin is finding it hard to make ends meet until she starts her own door-to-door pot dealing business. Fortunately for her, there is a high demand (pun intended) for her product in this neighborhood of dysfunctional suburbanites.

Some of the best times online are spent watching people making fun of other people. These are possibly the two best David Blaine Parodies out on the internet today.

In the first one David Blaine brings his famous street magic to YouTube. Watch as the famous magician blows the minds of two Los Angeles idiots.

In the second video he revisits the two idiots after they have a tiring day of shopping.

Production of Bond 22 will be based at legendary Pinewood Studios, instead of Barrandov Studios in the Czech Republic, which was the base of shooting for Casino Royale. Pinewood and the Bond franchise have had a long relationship, with the studio’s largest soundstage — which also happens to be the largest in Europe — named after 007. It was built in 1976 for The Spy Who Loved Me. Director Marc Forester, who shot Finding Neverland at the studios, commented, “I’m delighted to be working at the studios again, particularly in the company of one of its favorite sons, James Bond 007.”

A mysterious poster may have revealed the name of J.J. Abrams‘ mystery project, code-named Cloverfield. The poster, which features a headless Statue of Liberty — the statue’s head plays a prominent role in the film’s trailer — supposedly features the date, 1-18-08, at the bottom, and simply says Monstrous at the top. Whether real or not, we’re really hoping that isn’t the film’s actual title.

Naomi Watts is set to play the role of Death Eater Narcissa Malfoy in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. In addition to Watts, who will join the all-British cast after stating “I consider myself British and have very happy memories of the UK,” both Joseph Fiennes — brother to Ralph, who plays the series’ villainous Lord Voldemort — and Stuart Townshend are expected to join the production. Pic is slated for a November 21, 2008 release.