Well, Duh!

Not one to back down a chance to get his 5 minutes in the news. So it’s not surprising when Michael Lohan took an opportunity to tell Radar that his daughter Lindsay Lohan is a fuck up mess and need to sort herself out. Michael said:

“I’m going to get her off the prescription drugs that she’s on. I hate it when people talk about illegal drug abuse… because it’s not just drinking and illegal drugs that kill you. Prescription drugs can destroy and kill a person and are sometimes harder to stop. Look at Heath Ledger and Michael Jackson.”

Daddy Lohan didn’t tell what kinda pills his daughter is popping, but went on to say that they are ruining her acting career, LOL!

“You know why Lindsay’s not acting in feature films right now? Because she can’t. Because the girl with all the talent is hidden and buried deep inside this fungus that’s grown because of the prescription drugs. She can’t be herself. When you hug her she’s like, vacant inside. When she kisses or holds me I get chills, and not in a good way-in a bad way. She’s a different person. I was out there for a week when she was living at the Sunset Marquis Hotel and I would sit there and cry. It was horrible. This was not the kid I raised. Whoever the people are that came into her life and convinced her otherwise should be thrown in jail, because they’re the same type of people who are responsible for the deaths of Heath Ledger, Michael Jackson and DJ AM. Everything was fine in our family until Dina and I got divorce. And that’s when all the kids’ lives started to unravel… including Lindsay’s.”

It seems like Michael is a shameless famewhore who is just waiting for Lilo to make a mistake and then he takes advantage of it.

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On Sunday afternoon Lindsay Lohan unveiled her first collection as artistic adviser for Emmanuel Ungaro at the Pret a Porter show, which was held at Le Carrousel Du Louvre – part of Paris Fashion Week.

Unfortunately, what ever Hohan’s touches, bounds to end in failure.

And she didn’t disappoint. The collection of mini dresses and blazers failed to excite the fashion critics and prompted only lukewarm applause when Lilo and designer Estrella Archs walked the catwalk at the end of the show.

But that’s the good bit..wait till you hear what WWD said about the collection.

WWD called the collection a complete “embarrassment.” They went on to say, “As for the clothes, they looked cheesy and dated, as has often been the case during chez Ungaro’s post-Emanuel revolving door of designers. Hot pink, orange and flashy, with an overworked heart motif relentless in its execution, the collection displayed none of the promised younger side Lohan was supposed to deliver. Nor in a million years would one guess that the lineup was designed by one young woman and ‘creative directed’ by another. Glitter heart pasties all around, ladies? For Lohan, she’ll weather the criticism, hardly her first or her juiciest, and move on when her contract allows. But Archs has her work cut out for her. Backstage after the show, she said the collection ‘had to be designed very quickly.’ Perhaps that was the problem. This storied house has been in disarray for years, and though Archs’ debut provided no indication that she’s up to the challenge, she should be given the chance to find out without a younger, non-skilled judge with theoretical veto power hovering about.”

Lindsay Lohan admitted to reporters backstage that doing the show has been ‘the hardest thing I’ve ever done’.

Oh well, it could have been worse, at least the critics didn’t boo.

BTW, if you’re freaked out the photos of Lohan, and so you should. Let us remind everyone that she is only 23 year old and not in her 50s.

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LOL!

Lindsay Lohan just can’t get a break.

Even the usually polite Singaporean have turned on her.

Hohan hosted the F1 Rock Concerts in Singapore last weekend, but her presence wasn’t very warmly received by locals.

She was booed off the stage.

Haha!

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Haha!

Lindsay Lohan, who was hosting the F1 concerts in Singapore last weekend got a glowstick thrown at her, while she was waiting for No Doubt to come on.

Or was it a used tampo?

Take a look at Hohan’s bad vibe face when it happened at the 0:33 mark.

Priceless!

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We’re hearing that Lindsay Lohan is in talk to appear in the last ever season of Celebrity Big Brother UK, which begins in January 2010.

Apparently, producers from Endemol were discussing the details with Hohan in Singapore this week.

No news as to whether the actress (tee hee hee) has accepted the offer.

If the money is right, we think she’ll do it.

Not like she has anything better to do anytime soon.

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Remember when Star Magazine claimed that Lindsay Lohan was cutting herself September of 2008?

Popeater followed up with the same story the same month.

Forward to 2009, and it seems like Hohan is still a cutter.

Fresher scars mixed with old cuts were spotted on Lilo’s left arm while she was on holiday this past August.

As you can see from the photos below, her arm is sliced through her tattoo and marks were made from her elbow to her wrist.

Unless she was also cut by some cheap bracelets, we can’t see how those fresh cut wounds on her arms suddenly appeared.

Hmmm..could it be that LoLhan is cutting herself again?

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LOL! She has another job!

Amazingly so!

Though not an acting job, but it’s still a job. Anything to help pay the coke habits bills.

Lindsay Lohan is replacing Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger as host of the F1 Rocks concerts in Singapore to coincide with Sunday night’s Singapore Grand Prix.

Hohan will host the three days concerts, which run from Thursday to Saturday and feature No Doubt, ZZ Top, Simple Minds, Beyonce Knowles, Black Eyed Peas and N.E.R.D.

Not known for her communication skills, but here’s what the 23 year old had to say about the hosting gig:

“It’s a bunch of amazing performers whom I’m a really big fan of. I like to drive. I like cars. I like fast cars. I studied NASCAR for almost a year for Herbie. It was very hot inside those cars.”

LOL! Sure, you know alot about cars, esp the back seats.

BTW, in 2005, Lohan got a starring role in the Disney feature “Herbie: Fully Loaded,” a comedy about a Volkswagen Beetle on the racing circuit.

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Lindsay Lohan and her arrested burglar may not be strangers, TMZ have learnt.

Several people who worked with Lilo on her straight to TV movie “Labor Pains” saw 18 year old Nick Prugo hanging out on the set with the actress at least 10 times.

Prugo is bad news. He was arrested for cocaine possession last February and was also arrested last month for DUI.

So what was the crackhead doing on the set with Honan in the first place, unless he was her dealer??

Just sayin’.

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A teenager has been arrested on suspicion of breaking into Lindsay Lohan’s home last month.

18 year old Nicholas Prugo was arrested last night for one count burglary and he’s being held on $20,000 bail.

We’re hearing that cops believe the teenager also broke into Audrina’s Los Angeles home back in February.

If you look closely at the CCTV footage of both cases, the two men were seen wearing the same baseball cap and t-shirt, which led the cops to think that the two men are actually the same guy.

UPDATE: Michael Lohan didn’t waste much time to get his 5 mins in by releasing the following statement:

“thanks the LAPD for doing such an excellent and expedient job. At this time, she wants to speak to detectives involved before releasing an official statement in regards to Nicholas. For the time being, she has no comment regarding the perpetrator than to thank the police and people involved in his apprehension.”

Photos via TMZ

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Love her or hate her, Lindsay Lohan is entertainment!

Last year, Lilo stupidly put her phone number on her Facebook page.

She recieved a lot of calls from random drunk people. Someone even figured out her voicemail password and recorded the damn lot.

Some of the callers are just holariously sad gits.

There’s even a recording of Michael Lohan trying to win Lilo’s affection by telling his daughter he’d bought her shitteous CD from Seven Eleven and is driving around listening to it. He even holds up the phone so Hohan can hear.

Yike!

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