Archive for the ‘Lindsay Lohan’ Category
Lindsay’s Leggings, Part II
They’re baaaack……
I Thought LiLo had finally put those things away, apparently not.
Lindsay Channels Marilyn
And Marilyn didn’t pick up. This just doesn’t work…….
It’s a good thing that it was done in black and white. Lindsay’s infamous orange-hued-skin….ughhh, what more is there to say????
LiLo Loses the Blonde Hair
She no longer looks like a blonde bimbo, but I think she may have lost her upper lip with the hair change.
Lindsay Loses Her Leggings
It is a new dawn…Lindsay has FINALLY zipped up some pants. They’re still black, but this is a start. Baby steps…
Li Lo Nominated for Acting Award of the Worst Kind
Lindsay Lohan has been nominated for an award for her acting skills, unfortunately, it’s not a nod rather a frown from the Annual Razzie Awards (AKA year’s crappiest actor). She has been nominated not once, but twice, for both of the characters she plays in I Know Who Killed Me.
“Lohan’s movie played like a cross between the torture tale Hostel and The Patty Duke Show,” said Razzies founder John Wilson.
There’s still hope for her though, look at Halle Berry who “won” the Razzie Award for her role as Cat Woman and then went on to win an Oscar for her role in Monster’s Ball.
Blonde Lindsay Lohan
Here is Lindsay Lohan at the Cloverfield premiere (I’ve never heard of it either).
I just have one thing to say about her….Please make your drapes match your carpet!!! Her blonde hair is hideous!
That’s all….
Lindsay Loves Leggings
When is the last time we saw Lindsay Lohan without her leggings? Yes, it’s a fun trend, but I think she may be wearing it out a bit. On a positive note, at least she seems to have ditched the shiny stuff.
Lindsay Lohan Falls Off The Wagon
Did she even make it 30 days? I wonder how long Lindsay’s sobriety truly lasted? She seems to have gone buck wild in Capri. We’ve seen her in the company of at least 4 different men in less than a week. The girl doesn’t waste any time.
On New Year’s Eve her “little slip up” was there for all the world to see. She chugged the champagne straight from the bottle. You go girl!
“After being handed a champagne bottle while on a dance floor in Italy on New Year’s Eve and drinking from it, the good news is that Lindsay stopped herself, called her sponsor, and got herself back on track,” her lawyer, Blair Berk, tells PEOPLE. “There is no magic cure here. The most unfortunate part of this is that Lindsay has to share her ‘one day at a time’ with the entire world.”
I wonder when she called her sponsor, before or after her fun-filled night was reported to the world? I just want to know why the heck is her lawyer commenting for her?
I, for one, am glad we get to be entertained by her “one day at a time” life. Thanks LiLo!
Lohan Sisters in Spandex
Spandex is a tough one to carry off, especially when it’s shiny. The Lohan Sisters were spotted out and about over the holidays modeling matching spandex leggings. Eeew!! It is not a pretty picture.
In fact, it makes me shudder to see anyone, especially a 14 year old, in pants so tight and so shiny that it’s like a big fat arrow pointing to your “stuff.” A highlighter. Just see for yourself…. Very inappropriate.
Lindsay Lohan is a Nymphomaniac
Lindsay Lohan’s rehab boyfriend, Riley Giles, just made a pretty penny by telling a British mag the juicy scoop on his short lived sex fest with LiLo. And guess what? She allegedly has a sex addiction.
Ooohh! That’s low. Her punk-ass -snowboarder -ex got paid who nows how much to say that they once had sex 4 times in row. Big #$%^ing deal! Haven’t we all done that in the first month of a new relationship?
He said that they still talk everyday. Well I’m pretty sure that is no longer…. But hey you gotta give it up to the guy, he just turned a month of sex with Lindsay into a ten year bank roll. Right on, dude!
