MTV The Aftershow Host Jessi Cruickshank went out clubbing with Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt after the Miss Universe 2009 Pageant.

Watch as Heidi tried to do a lap dance for Spencer, who just stared at her with an open mouth, and after blatantly checking to see if the camera was on, he did the worst impression of a straight man who enjoys looking at a woman.

Haha! how pathetic!

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Fresh from her disastrous performance on Miss Universe 2009, so what better way of diverting negative press than giving the public bikini pictures of your wife.

Someone needs to tell Spencer Pratt to stop pimping out Heidi Montag.

And Heidi needs to leave her special needs husband.

Anyway, since there’s a beach in the Bahamas, the fugly pair took sometime over the weekend to par take in a bikini photoshoot.

If we see Spencer holding that damn Playboy one more time….Aaaaaaahhh! KFC! KFC! time to eat…

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Heidi Montag performed ‘Body Language’ at last night’s Miss Universe competition.

When we said performed we meant she turned up.

Heidi mimed her way through a song whilst trying to dance and we all know the Plastic Barbie cannot dance.

She was shitteously baaaaaaad! but not as bad as the producers and us had hoped for, simply because she didn’t fall flat on her face.

We’ve seen it all from Britney Spears circa MTV VMAs in 2000. Heidi was simply not in the same league.

But on the upside! at least she didn’t hold a copy of her Playboy while on stage and this performance will probably stop this useless waste of space from singing live again.

Check the video out after the jump.

What do you think of Heidi’s performance?

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We mentioned not so long ago, Heidi Montag is scheduled to perform at the 2009 Miss Universe Pageant this coming Sunday night at the Atlantis Paradise Island resort in the Bahamas.

But already Heidi has been a gigantic pain in the butt for the pegeant officials and they don’t have any kind words to say about her husband Spencer Pratt neither.

An insider said: “They’re a complete nightmare. Heidi has missed many rehearsals” while “Spencer tried to demand that the hotel pay him to lay by the pool.”

And after the famewhores were comped on the cabanas. The insider added, “The Atlantis laughed in his face.”

Heidi’s mouthpiece denied the allegations: “It’s absolutely untrue. She’s been rehearsing in LA five days a week for the show, and Spencer hasn’t spoken with the Atlantis.”

Who do you believe?

And we wonder whether the pageant organisers have heard Heidi’s horse-voice before hiring her to sing and dance?

We think they are counting on her to be a disaster thus getting more viewers.

HAha!

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Here are the totally crappy fakey and not very nekkid photos of Heidi Montag for the September issue of Playboy.

Geez! Playboy is slowly turning in Maxim.

Did Playboy actually pay Heidi to bring them down? because this is really the beginning of the end.

Not that we want to see Heidi nude, we wouldn’t want to force that down on anyone’s throats, we just want to see Playboy as Playboy.

Hugh Hefner, you have no balls left. Time to leave the playing field.

Photo via Playboy

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Seriously! WTF???

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt attended the LA premiere of G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra on Thursday night, while at the same time pimping out the September’s edition of Playboy which coincidently features Heidi on the front cover.

These two are like walking famewhore Billboards, they have to advertise themselves everytime they’re out and about.

Seriously! Why promote your shiz at another event?

Hello!

Anyway, Heidi’s not even naked in the mag.

Hugh Heffner should be ashamed of himself to allow this type of FAIL to happen.

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Shouldn’t Heidi Pratt be releasing something that she knows about?

How to get fake plastic titties, how to fake a personality, are just some of the ideas that came to our mind.

But instead, Heidi will now be releasing a downloadable full body conditioning workout series, which includes nutritional advice as well as intense resistance exercises.

Mind you, she didn’t come up with the excercises herself, the The Heidi Workout series was developed by her personal trainer Chad Waterbury.

That can only be a good thing, right?

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