Margaret Cho’s Hypnotic Tits
There is a long list of Hollywood celebrities I wouldn’t mind seeing in the buff: dark and broody Jake Gyllenhaal, my future-ex-husband Heath Ledger, even Dane Cook if I could be assured that he’d not be allowed to speak during the entirety of my viewing pleasure.
Margaret Cho, however, is not (I repeat NOT) on this list. I love her like a cold beer on a hot Alabama day, but I just don’t want to see her belly fat jiggle at me like some sort of out-of-control Jell-O snack pack. I just don’t, dammit.




