Archive for the ‘Gratuitous Nudity’ Category
Preggo Christina Aguilera pulls the Britney-spears muff-flash!
Well, we knew it was only a matter of time before dear Christina got jealous of the attention Britney gets and decided to do something about it.
Here we see the Ubre-preggo ms Aguilera show off her baby factory to the world!
Scary thing is that we actually don’t mind that much, maybe its just the toils of pregnancy that made the Diva want to air out her ‘crib’, we don’t know. But hell, at least she is still hot!
For all you pervs that want to see ms Aguilera’s babymaker uncensored and in all its glory just click here
Thrown off Southwest, spreads her ‘wings’ in Playboy
Kyla Ebbert was earlier this year thrown off a Southwest Airlines flight for dressing too revealing, well guess who took faith in her own hands and crash landed it into the Playboy Mansion.
Ebbert has now posed for a series of photos for Playboy with the cute title ‘Legs in the air’. Must be a dream come true if you dress to slutty for open environments!
Well, we are not complaining and we do promise to post more photos of hot guys soon. We know you girls also like eye candy!
Steve-O Is Gross-O
And that in and of itself isn’t a surprise.
Steve-O, of vomiting and ball-torture fame, posed naked this week in an ad to support PETA. What he’s done in this ad campaign, though, hasn’t put me off fur. It’s put me off of food. For at least a week.
Seriously, with that penchant for tattoos, I really think he should cover up that old man ass. Gross.
See the uncensored pic HERE.
Is Brit’s Vagina In Danger?
Well, it’s been almost five minutes, so it’s not surprising that Britney would let her vagina out for air. I swear to God, someone should call DHR on her lady parts, because they are clearly the most neglected areas on her body. She can’t even remember to cover her beav before it goes out in public. What kind of mother IS she? Someone should call K-Fed and make sure he gets custody of this, too.
The uncensored pictures are available after the jump!
Hump Day Quickies
The things we missed while we’ve been away…
Jack Bauer prepares for prison rape on the next 24 (IDLYITW)
In response to french fries and crack, Bobby Brown’s heart’s prerogative was to explode (Celebitchy)
Wanna see a hairy man’s ass? Well, do ya? Tom Ford is happy to oblige (D-listed)
Superbad’s Bill Hader likes to creep people out (Bill Hader Online)
Looks like Amy Winehouse has been jerking off frogs (Seriously? OMG! WTF?)
Airbrushing makes Tara Reid 57% less vomit-inducing (Hollywood Tuna)
Lohan might have finally done something right (Celebrity Cowboy)
Brit shows quite a bit of tit in the uncensored version of the Gimme More video, just to give her vag a break. The video, after the jump…
Scent of a Woman
How can you capture a ray of sunshine? I don’t know.
How can you bottle crazy? Just ask the makers of “M,” the new perfume inspired by Mariah Carey. I’ve not smelled the concoction yet, but I’m thinking it must be an entoxicating mixture of boob sweat, Doritos, and lithium. When you smell it, you automatically think “crazy whore.” It’s marketing genius. I imagine it will be a big seller with the next Flavor of Love set.
Here’s the overly grotesque sexualized ad of a barely clothed Mariah hocking her scent:
Nude Celeb of the Day: Natalie Portman
Haven’t seen Natalie Portman’s nude visage yet? Well then feast your eyes on all the Elfin goodness. Those muffins couldn’t have been any more perfect had they been baked in a magical tree!
Wanna see just how magically delicious she is in Hotel Chevalier? Click below!
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Exclusive: More Racy Vanessa Hudgens Pics!!
I swear to God, if I were this girl’s father, I would lock her in her room ’til she’s 30.
Vudge has apparently posed for more than just the original batch of pics showing her ta-ta’s and au natural briar patch. She’s got even more scandalous, lezbionic, and just downright tacky pics out there.
And who’s gonna link you to them? Well, BuzzPatrol, of course!
Get to the good stuff after the jump!
Margaret Cho’s Hypnotic Tits
There is a long list of Hollywood celebrities I wouldn’t mind seeing in the buff: dark and broody Jake Gyllenhaal, my future-ex-husband Heath Ledger, even Dane Cook if I could be assured that he’d not be allowed to speak during the entirety of my viewing pleasure.
Margaret Cho, however, is not (I repeat NOT) on this list. I love her like a cold beer on a hot Alabama day, but I just don’t want to see her belly fat jiggle at me like some sort of out-of-control Jell-O snack pack. I just don’t, dammit.
But maybe you do. (This is NOT SAFE FOR WORK!)
I’ll say this. She put a lot of effort into this little titty-tassle number. In fact, I think I was a little bit hypnotized. At the very least, the routine caused me to feel very sleepy….very relaxed…and very sleepy…and no, I don’t want a cigarette…
Vanessa Hudgens…Still Naked
Ya know, that Vanessa Hudgens is turning out to be one heck of a Disney role model after all.
She put a positive spin on her recent nudies and was quoted by the Sun as saying:
I think being a woman and being able to show a sexy side is empowering. Being able to show we are comfortable in our skin is a good thing. I totally would pose for a sexy magazine. But not Playboy.
Yes, because Playboy would just be SO distasteful. I’m kinda thinking that the only reason Vudge wouldn’t go for a Playboy pictorial is because people can already see her business district for free all over the Internet. There’s not much left for the Playboy genre. She seems much more set to be a Hustler gal now.
And don’t you just love how every girl caught with her panties down goes for the “it’s empowering” excuse? I know the girl is only 18, but shouldn’t she have learned in some class on the set of High School Musical that “empowering” is not necessarily a suitable synonym for “skanky”? You certainly don’t see people looking at Brit’s vag shots and going, “My! How empowered she is!”
I’m thinking she might wanna tone the interviews down. If Vudge’s vadge gets any more press, it’s going to need it’s own PR rep.
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