Guess the Old Lady Hands!
on : 27-09-07 Posted by : Bruce
Archive for the ‘Entertainment’ Category
Loading ...Michael Jackson Rises From the Dead
on : 26-09-07 Posted by : Bruce
Isn’t that exactly what this picture looks like?
This looks exactly like what I pictured the boogeyman as when I was a child, trying to climb in through my bedroom window to kill my parents and steal my G.I. Joes (hey, I was a kid…I had weird fears). Except I never pictured the boogeyman to be so…what’s the word? Oh yes — white.
Skeletor Strikes Back!
on : 26-09-07 Posted by : Bruce
Keira Knightly puts the tabloid media in its place, in an effort to dispel rumors that she has an eating disorder and to take yet another opportunity to let working class Americans know just how rough life is as a jet-setting millionairess:
I hate red carpet events; I absolutely hate them. I don’t like the fact that people write, “Oh you look like crap” in print. Or “I don’t like your arms.”
I’m not Wonder Woman. I have self-esteem problems. Everybody does. You know, skinny people are allowed to feel shit about themselves.
Just a Gigolo
on : 25-09-07 Posted by : Bruce
And everywhere he goes…people know how much Paris is payin’. (Sha-dum, sha-dum.)
Paris Hilton has taken the mission that God put her own while she served time in prison to a whole new level: rescuing hot men from poverty! Paris met the Alex Vaggo, a Swedish tourist, at a Hollywood youth hostel. The New York Post reports:
We all met Alex on the street near the USA Hostel in Hollywood. The hostel is $27 a night and they shove in six people to a room. But in the morning there are all the pancakes you can eat. Our friend introduced him to Paris and she immediately took a liking to him. He’s very hot. He’s living much better now.
Soup’s On!
on : 25-09-07 Posted by : Bruce
Nicole Ritchie was photographed in Hawaii this week committing a big pregnancy no-no: making baby stew in the hotel jacuzzi.
There are, of course, going to be conflicting views as to whether or not a pregnant woman should lounge in a hottub because of chance of increased risk of birth defects due to high heat. But one thing I have to wonder is: why would you WANT to get into a hotel hottub with a baby on board? You might as well have 20-30 strangers hook up in your bathtub, leave behind a fair amount of DNA, and then take a nice, long soak with your baby!
Tony Barretto Should Shut the F**k Up
on : 23-09-07 Posted by : Bruce
Britney Spears may be just as crazy as Whitney Houston, but her ex-bodyguard sure as hell ain’t Kevin Coster. That’s for damned sure.
Tony Barretto, or Fat Tony as he has been monikered in the press, is about the world’s shittiest bodyguard alive. First, he makes a declaration to the court that he had concerns for Britney Spears’ drug use and nudity around her 1- and 2-year old sons. And now the glorified bouncer is selling his story to every reporter with a pencil and a $20 bill.
Oscar De La Holy Sh*t!
on : 23-09-07 Posted by : Bruce
Much to the dismay of Oscar de la Hoya’s lawyers, who have vehemently denied their client’s involvement in cross-dressing pictures being splattered across the Internet, another pic has found its way to X17online.
They’re claiming it’s Oscar again. What do you think?
I think he should stay away from fishnets.
The stripper in the pic, “Milana,” will be doing an interview tomorrow night on Entertainment Tonight. This should be interesting…
Pics of Brit’s Passy!!
on : 21-09-07 Posted by : Bruce
Gotcha! I said passy, not…well, you get the joke. (Not that the other would be a stretch.)
Looks like Brit has out-crazied Whit with her latest exploit. Let’s see, if you were on the brink of losing custody of your kids due to being an unfit parent, what is the first thing you would do? Stay home, be a good Mom, improve your image? Yeah, me too.
Someone should let Brit in on that little secret, since it seems she thinks a better idea would be to take a crying Sean Preston to a publicity-swamped shopping center and suck on his passy for the cameras.
