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Well, we knew it was only a matter of time before dear Christina got jealous of the attention Britney gets and decided to do something about it.

Here we see the Ubre-preggo ms Aguilera show off her baby factory to the world!

Scary thing is that we actually don’t mind that much, maybe its just the toils of pregnancy that made the Diva want to air out her ‘crib’, we don’t know. But hell, at least she is still hot!

For all you pervs that want to see ms Aguilera’s babymaker uncensored and in all its glory just click here

‘The worlds oldest Supermodel’ Janice Dickinson reveals in an interview with NOW Magazine that she has slept with over 1.000 men!

According to the bag of bones herself she has slept with a wide variety of superstars such as Liam Neeson, Jack Nicholson, Warren Beatty and Mick Jagger.

We here at Buzzpatrol just hope that these affairs took place back in the -1740s when she was still in her mid-forties, cause now she just looks scary.

(Picture from the 1942 premiere of movie classic Casablanca where Janice could be heart screaming ethnic slurs at children and cast members)

I hate to admit it, we were worried for a while. After not involuntarily seen Paris Hilton’s snatch for over a week we were wondering if she would ever fuck up and tape herself nude again.

What the hell were we thinking??

Of course the worlds most reliable attention whore would not disappoint us! And as the British tabloid The Sun reports today another sex tape with the heiress has surfaced. And even though this one supposedly is a solo act we are happy that she is here to entertain us once again.

Just when we almost thought that Angelina Jolie was finally going to just chill out with the family, get old and do volunteer work with the Pitt we are once more proven wrong.

Not only has the queen of hotness and favorite teenage sock-cruncher filmed two movies that look REALLY hot (Beowulf and Wanted) but now she has apparently gone shopping for sex-toys too!

According to Swedish tabloid Aftonbladet Angelina and Brad stopped by exclusive sex-shop Coco De Mer (link NSFW) in Covent Carden, UK. Where the couple were to do PR for Beuwolf. The shop is known for stocking very exclusive toys such as diamond crusted nipple covers and dildo’s in solid gold!

Now, on to reason #486 why I am a homosexual…

Sharon Osbourne got really candid this week while answering questions about hers and rocker husband Ozzy’s sex life.  She is quoted as saying:

He’s like a rabbit, he’s terrible.  Every song gets him in the mood for love.  He’s just like that battery-powered bunny.  Instead of that little rabbit, they should have Ozzy’s will banging a drum. 

She goes on to give me more nightmares, by describing their naughty British bits: