Archive for the ‘Celebrity Sex’ Category

Tara Reid - From American Pie to Hookers Ball!

Posted on November 29, 2007 - Comments (0)

Tara Reid BoobsRemember Tara Reid? You know the hot chick from American Pie?

Well, Tara is making a comeback and in quite an interesting way. Reid must not think she sees enough of the lime light and to reclaim her fame she has signed on as the host for the Australian Hookers ball!

The Hookers ball is a party in the style of Hookers and Pimps under the credo ‘The less clothes the better’.

“Maybe she will even come dressed as a hooker” the owner of the hosting hotel tells National Nine News!

We just wonder how dressing as a Hooker would change her present style of clothing?

(click on the picture for uncensored version)

Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon stars in - Sex on a Plane!

Posted on November 29, 2007 - Comments (2)

Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon Mile high clubStar Magazine reports that Americas sweethearts, Reese Witherspoon  Jake Gyllenhaal has joined the Mile High Club, having sex in an airplane bathroom!

According to the magazine the couple was on a long flight from Frankfurt to Los Angeles after visiting the Rome film festival when they disappeared into the bathroom together, where they stayed for more than 10 minutes.

According to a passenger the two cuddled under a blanket in the back of the airplane. Later Reese stod up and went to the bathroom only to have Gyllenhaal follow two minutes later.

They later returned side by side!

We say Good for them! Airplane nookie is never a bad thing!

Chantelle Houghton shows off her new HUGE boobs!

Posted on November 28, 2007 - Comments (0)

I may be an unusual way to put the past behind you - but following the end of her marriage to singer Preston, reality TV winner Chantelle Houghton did like most stars these days and adopted twins, twin puppies!

Determined to cheer herself up after her split from Ordinary Boys front man Preston, and went under the knife to boost her cleavage from a 32B to a Hentai sized 32DD.

Guess Jordan is looking at some competition in the chest area from the new ‘boobiefied’ Chantelle!

Check out the before and after picture. Which Chantelle do you like more?

Chantelle New Huge Breasts

Hayden Panettiere wants Angelina Jolie!

Posted on November 27, 2007 - Comments (0)

Hayden Panettiere 2007
We here at Buzzpatrol.com are not especially religious people, but sometimes we do see the work of the lord in the tabloids, we did today!

In a recent interview with GQ Magazine the Heroes star was asked the question who she would want to become romantically involved with and answered - ‘ it could be anyone from Leonardo DiCaprio to Justin Timberlake.. or maybe a girl?’

She continues to ask ’so you want to portrait me as a lesbian?’ then ‘Thats ok, I’d like to have a love affair with Angelina Jolie’ !!!

Maybe though the 18 year old vixen has not got the ‘real life’ superpowers to make Angelina Jolie divorce Brad Pitt but she also opens the door for Charlize Theron, Kate Beckinsale and Jessica Alba.

In short, Hayden wants to sleep with EVERYONE in Hollywood, male or female and we don’t blame her! YOU GO GIRL!

Mistress show and tell, Michael Bublé a cheater?

Posted on November 26, 2007 - Comments (0)

Michael Bublé has made success as a well polished concert hall singer, but now it seems there may be some cracks in the facade.

Alleged long time mistress Tiffany Bromley 28 has come forward with both words and pictures of Bublé that look awfully lot like cheating.

The pictures are supposedly taken with a cell phone camera, and depict Bublé and Bromley in bed, hugging and looking very much like a couple, and are allegedly taken during the same time Bublé was together with present girlfriend Emily Blunt.

Bromley even goes as far as telling The Globe that Michael suggested threesomes and that their relationship did not end until August 17th this year and that they met in the Vancouver apartment that Bublé shares with girlfriend Emily Blunt, famous for the hit movie ‘The Devil Wears Prada’.

Nieither Emily Blunt or Bublé has commented on the pictures that you can see here

Photo of Tiffany Bromley

Posh and Eva Longoria go shopping for Sex toys!

Posted on November 26, 2007 - Comments (1)

Eva Longoria and Posh Spice 2007Well, we guess shopping for sex toys is now officially in!

Just a few days ago we reported that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt went shopping for naughty trinkets when in London and now more stars are ‘coming out’.

According to People Magazine a friend of Eva Longoria reports that she has been showing Posh Spice the ropes around Hollywood. Taking her to the best salons, the best places for getting a wax and of course; the best places to buy sexy lingerie and sex toys!

We once again hope they found something fun, and of course that they will leak a home movie!

Photo: Stella/All over press

Fourth time’s the charm for Jordans funbags!

Posted on November 25, 2007 - Comments (0)

Katie Jordan PriceSomeone is getting perky blue boobs for Christmas!

Congratulations Peter Andre, married to Katie Price alias Jordan, the British ‘model’ who has made both fortune and fame in the most fairytale way; by showing her breasts!

Jordan have decided on doing a FOURTH breast surgery, this time to ‘reduce them a little in size, and make them perkier’. Well hey, maybe this time they won’t look like blimps?

She is doing the surgery ‘for her husband’ and it has nothing at all to do with any kind of plastic surgery addiction..

Well, good luck, or maybe a ‘Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas’ is in place.

Preggo Christina Aguilera pulls the Britney-spears muff-flash!

Posted on November 21, 2007 - Comments (0)

Cristina Aguileara without panties Well, we knew it was only a matter of time before dear Christina got jealous of the attention Britney gets and decided to do something about it.

Here we see the Ubre-preggo ms Aguilera show off her baby factory to the world!

Scary thing is that we actually don’t mind that much, maybe its just the toils of pregnancy that made the Diva want to air out her ‘crib’, we don’t know. But hell, at least she is still hot!

For all you pervs that want to see ms Aguilera’s babymaker uncensored and in all its glory just click here

Janice Dickinson - Whore of the millennium?

Posted on November 20, 2007 - Comments (1)

Janice Dickinson 1942 ‘The worlds oldest Supermodel’ Janice Dickinson reveals in an interview with NOW Magazine that she has slept with over 1.000 men!

According to the bag of bones herself she has slept with a wide variety of superstars such as Liam Neeson, Jack Nicholson, Warren Beatty and Mick Jagger.

We here at Buzzpatrol just hope that these affairs took place back in the -1740s when she was still in her mid-forties, cause now she just looks scary.

(Picture from the 1942 premiere of movie classic Casablanca where Janice could be heart screaming ethnic slurs at children and cast members)

Ps. We thought the news alone was a little boring and tried dressing it up in humor, what did you think? Ds.

Another night in Paris - Second sex tape emerges!

Posted on November 20, 2007 - Comments (0)

Paris Hilton Sex tapeI hate to admit it, we were worried for a while. After not involuntarily seen Paris Hilton’s snatch for over a week we were wondering if she would ever fuck up and tape herself nude again.

What the hell were we thinking??

Of course the worlds most reliable attention whore would not disappoint us! And as the British tabloid The Sun reports today another sex tape with the heiress has surfaced. And even though this one supposedly is a solo act we are happy that she is here to entertain us once again.

The Sun has put together a little collage from the video that you can see here if you want to, and as usual with Paris it is not safe for work!

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