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Krazy Kirstie

Posted on March 14, 2008 - Comments (0)

What sound does this picture of Kirstie Alley bring to mind?

For me, it’s a cackling witch….(I would spell it out, but I’m not sure how).

Nevertheless, it is a very unflattering photo of the Jenny Craig ex-spokesperson.

She has said she plans on starting her own weight loss system. Wow, she seems to have the weight loss thing down! I’m sure she’ll have loads of followers.

Krazy Kirstie

Diane Drops F-Bomb on GMA

Posted on January 15, 2008 - Comments (0)

Diane Drops F-Bomb on GMADiane Keaton appeared on Good Morning America this morning to promote her new movie Mad Money, co-starring Queen Latifah and Katie Holmes. During the interview with Diane Sawyer, Diane Keaton began oohing and aahing over Sawyer’s beauty. She then said so eloquently, “if I had your lips, I wouldn’t have to work on my f$#@*ing personality. ABC did NOT bleep it out. I had to rewind my Tivo a few times because I thought maybe she said “sucky personality.” Nope, she said F#$@%ing! The two women could not stop giggling. Diane Keaton showed little remorse. You gotta love her!






Miley Cyrus Has A Slumber Party

Posted on December 30, 2007 - Comments (50)

I don’t know about you, but I stopped having slumber parties in jr. high. Apparently, Hannah Montana is still having them at 15. A little weird.

We used to play Truth or Dare or make prank calls. Miley and her “normal friend” pretend like they’re lesbians and then take pictures.

“They’re nothing bad!” Cyrus insisted. “At first, I was really upset. It really sucks.”

Well take a look for yourself and decide. Pretty provocative if you ask me. But who am I to say? I was sneaking out my bedroom window to make out with boys at her age. Different strokes….

Miley Cyrus Has A Slumber Party

Britney’s Little Sister is Pregnant!

Posted on December 19, 2007 - Comments (1)

Jamie Lynn Spears and Casey Aldridge

Jamie Lynn Spears confirmed to OK magazine that she is indeed preggers! The 16 year old Nickelodeon’s “Zoey 101″ star is 12 weeks along. The father is long time boyfriend, Casey Aldridge, whom she’s been with since high school (wait she’s only been in high school 2 years, right?)

I wonder how Nickelodeon is going to respond to this one. Jamie is supposed to be a role model for teens. I don’t think this is going to go over real well with them. Maybe she is protected by the FMLA?

And then there’s big sis Britney….should I even go there??? She must be proud.

Akon charged for Teen-toss!

Posted on November 30, 2007 - Comments (2)

AkonSinger Akon is in being charged in the second scandal in a short time.

It was during a concert at the Dutchess Stadium in Fishkill outside of New York that a member of the audience threw an object on stage. Akon got mad and asked the people to point out the kid.

A security guard then picked up the boy who was 15 years old and put him on stage, where allegedly Akon put the boy on his shoulders and threw him back in the crowd.

The boy landed on Abby Rosa another concert goer who suffered a concussion.

This is not the first time Akon has gotten in trouble for his behavior during a concert. Only a few months ago at a concert in Trinidad he brought a teenager on stage and danced with her so provocatively that he later had to apologize.

Dude, throwing 15 year olds? Even we can see where that can go wrong!

Britney Spears 4 weeks Pregnant!!

Posted on November 28, 2007 - Comments (1)

Britney SPears Pregnant again 2007WOW, Britney Spears 4 weeks pregnant and it has been confirmed that the father is music producer J.R.Rotem and already confirmed the news saying “It’s true.”

November 14th its reported that Britney Spears confided to her friends in e-mails that she was four weeks pregnant - and that she was sure the father was J.R. Rotem, a music producer she’s been seeing on and off since she separated from ex-husband Kevin Federline in 2006. When asked about the pregnancy, J.R. confirmed exclusively to In Touch that Britney is carrying his child.

We just wonder; 1. If this is really true? 2. How much drugs that is good for a 4 week baby?

Reports are now coming in that the pregnancy reports were false. Friends of Britney Spears are debunking the rumors even though it seems  J.R.Rotem actually did confirm the pregnancy!

We will keep you updated on the story in new posts

Britney Steals Wig and Strips in Hustler Sex Shop!

Posted on November 28, 2007 - Comments (0)

Britney Spears Wig PantiesMore and more news suggesting that Britney Spears may have just finally gone off the deep edge are poring in. According to US Magazine Britney’s latest adventures includes a visit to the Hustler Store in west Hollywood where this sordid story takes place:

“Shortly before 1 a.m. on November 18, Britney Spears entered the X-rated Hustler Store in West Hollywood.

Spears loaded up on naughty skivvies and headed to the fitting rooms. But store employees “told her they don’t allow people to try on underwear,” a source at the scene says. “She was really upset.”

Adds the source: “She looked out of it. There was nothing going on behind her eyes.”

At that point, Spears threw a fit, and took off her own underwear before trying on a pair of boyshorts (with “Barely Legal’ stitched across the rear end) in the middle of the store while 15 other customers looked on.

An eyewitness tells Us, “The employees kept saying ‘Don’t change out here!’ She’s just like, ‘Well, I couldn’t take them in the fitting room!’ It was like dealing with a child.”

Read the rest of this article here

Game Over Winehouse fans!

Posted on November 28, 2007 - Comments (0)

Amy Winehouse - ConcertsWell, we sincerely hope this did not come as a surprise to anyone but well: Amy Winehouse cancels all remaining U.K concert dates!

The queen of drugs has canceled her U.K. tour and all promotional appearances through 2008 because she is too upset being without her husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, who is in jail.

Seriously, are we the only ones getting kinds tired of the Winer’s lack of professionalism?

The Winehouse camp released this statement:

“I can’t give it my all on stage without my Blake. I’m so sorry but I don’t want to do the shows half-heartedly; I love singing. My husband is everything to me and without him it’s just not the same.”

Her label adds:

“Amy Winehouse has cancelled all remaining live and promotional appearances for the remainder of the year on the instruction of her doctor. The rigours involved in touring and the intense emotional strain that Amy has been under in recent weeks have taken their toll. In the interests of her health and well-being, Amy has been ordered to take complete rest and deal with her health issues. Her family has requested that the media respect Amy’s privacy at this time. There will be no further comment.”

Might as well be, her latest shows have been drug binged disasters and complete embarrassments!

Sorry Amy Winehouse fans, you might want to find someone else to adore cause this one may just be a lost cause!

She puts the lotion on her skin or… Marilyn Manson buys it?

Posted on November 23, 2007 - Comments (1)

Manson Sued over expensesMarilyn, Marilyn when will you learn?

Your music actually doesn’t suck and your music videos feature hot chicks, thats enough! For a man that managed to marry Dita Von Teese you sure do some retarded things now and then (like getting divorced from..Dita Von Teese), but this takes the cake.

Marilyn Manson is being sued by his former band mates for making ‘large and sick purchases’, and people we are not talking a car or a diamond.

According to ex band member and keyboard player Stephen “Pogo” Bier Mariln has spent obscene amounts on; The skeleton of a 4 year old girl that he later turned into a candelabra, Masks made from human skin, a stuffed and mounted Grizzly bear and bathroom tiles with swastikas!

Dude, Get a life! If you look like an anorectic drag queen and STILL have 18-year old strippers throwing themselves at you from left and right that should be enough!

Jessica Simpson will Fu**ing Eat you!

Posted on November 22, 2007 - Comments (1)

Jessica Simpson Chubby and HotAccording to reports Jessica Simpson is feeling low due to the fact that she can’t keep a man for longer than 7 minutes.

Although she seems to have found a new hobby though; Eating!

The most recent pictures of the ex. popstar, ex. movie star, ex. icon show a ‘more of you to love’-version.

And even though no one at Buzzpatrol.com will pass up on a woman because she likes the cake it is quite a drastic transformation. (seriously we like our women chubby and rich!)

What do you think, should she put down the fork or order more chicken fingers?

Photo: Stella Pictures 

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