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Is there a crime this girl hasn’t committed?  I mean, there’s life in the fast lane, and then there’s just fast-trackin’ it to become Andy Dick.

Page Six reports that Steve-O of Jackass infamy claimed in an interview with Howard Stern yesterday that Lindsay once stole a bag of “Boog Suge” from him while visiting his house.  He even has written proof of the caper, since she had to sign a release to be in the house (since he was filming a DVD).

And unattractive.  REALLY unattractive.

The jury returned today in the Phil Spector murder trial with a 10-2 hung deliberation.  In which direction were they leaning?  No idea.  But, regardless, Phil is due another day in court, and a retrial will likely be scheduled soon.

What I have to wonder is, will the guy even make it to trial?  I mean, Jesus Christ, he has to be like 134 years old by now.  Those aren’t bags under his eyes.  They’re weather rings to let us know the seasonal precipitation patterns of the last century.

And he loves Hispanics! Don’t believe me? Why just check out this video of him putting a Mexican photog’s kids through college!

Bad move, Justin. Just because you sound like a girl doesn’t mean you get to slap like one, too. It takes a big man to hit a defenseless guy doing his job and then duck behind his bodyguards.

I’ve always suspected the N’Syncer was a bigger douchebag than met the eye, and now I have proof. I’d love to see this pap press charges so that Timerpuss can pick up trash on the side of the road like his female counterpart Naomi Campbell. Seriously, one can only wonder how long it will be before Miss Priss starts throwing phones and purses at his personal assistants.

If anyone ever needed proof that there is a Higher Power, let them look upon the smug face of celeb-turned-felon O.J. Simpson.

Acquitted once? Yes. Acquitted twice? Not unless the judge and jury are morons.

O.J. Simpson has been arrested in Las Vegas and will be charged with robbery with a deadly weapon, conspiracy to commit robbery, and burglary with a firearm, each a felony stemming from the theft-at-gunpoint of sports memorabilia at the Palace Station Casino earlier this week. It looks as if what happens in Vegas isn’t going to stay in Vegas this time.

Seems ol’ Juice isn’t satisifed having JUST a double murder to answer for when he dies. 

Reports have it that O.J. has been questioned by the Las Vegas PD about his alleged involvement in a break-in and burglary of a Palace Station Casino room last night.  What kind of moron thinks he can just get away with burglarizing a casino.  I mean, this isn’t Oceans Fourteen.

Oh wait…I know what kind of moron.  The kind who knows he can get away with murder.

No arrests have been made.  And if history is doomed to repeat itself, no convictions will be made either.