Archive for the ‘Celebrity Crime’ Category

Nick Hogan’s car crash - 911 Tapes released

Posted on November 26, 2007 - Comments (1)

Nick Hogan 2007Tampabay.com has released the audio tapes from Nick Hogans car crash that occurred at the end of August and left his friend brain dead.

From the many calls and witness reports on the tapes it is relatively easy to conclude that Nick was in fact racing and at very high speed when the accident occurred.

With a fatal car crash and recent divorce filed on wonders how the Hogan family are doing?

To listen to the tape click here!

Amy Winehouse - Hamster Murderer!

Posted on November 26, 2007 - Comments (0)

Hamster GeorgieThis is almost to good to be true! A friend of Amy Winehouse is coming out and telling Daily Mail about the death of his Hamster and Wino’s involvement.

Apparently Amy was partying at the girlfriend of friend Peter Peppers Amy allegedly killed the poor fluffy creature.

It was morning and Peter had just let the hamster out of his cage to let it play, when it bit him in the finger and ran away. Amy promised to catch the hamster, assuring Peter that she had a good hand with Hamsters.

When Peter came back from putting a band aid on his finger, Amy said she had caught ‘Georgie’ and that he was not sleeping in his bed, but a few hours later the hamster was cold, hard and dead!

Peter says he does not know how she killed him but thinks it may have been Crack that killed the animal!!

Have they learned nothing from Diana?

Posted on November 24, 2007 - Comments (0)

PaparazziAs strange and out of control as Britney Spears seem from time to time one is inclined to say that the paparazzi have big part in literally stressing celebrities to death.

TMZ has not only the news that several paparazzi ran red lights when chasing Britney but video of the event.

The chase took place outside the four seasons on November 23rd and in the video several paparazzi can be seen chasing Britney through an intersection and running the red lights, some as late as 10 seconds after the lights turned red.

Is it seriously that important to get a blurry shot of Britney that you risk not only heavy fines but your life?

Have you learned nothing from events surrounding Princess Diana’s death? Stupid, Stupid!

Watch the video of this incredibly stupid event here

Prison Guards Gone Wild!

Posted on November 23, 2007 - Comments (0)

Joe Francis - Girl's Gone WildJoe Francis, the producer of the multi million dollar selling Girl’s Gone Wild X-rated video series has accused guards of abusing him during his brief stay at an Oklahoma jail, a newspaper reported Friday.

Francis, 34, was held at the jail from May 17 to June 4 while being moved from a Florida jail to a federal facility in Reno, Nev., where he is awaiting trial next year on a tax evasion charge.

Guards at the Grady County Law Enforcement Center denied Joe Francis food and blankets and threatened to strap him naked to a chair for 48 hours, Francis’ attorneys alleged last month in court papers seeking his release on bail in a Florida case, The Oklahoman reported.

“Mr. Francis was treated like every inmate that comes through the Grady County Law Enforcement Center,” jail administrator Shane Wyatt told the newspaper.

We here at Buzzpatrol.com wonder if it could be a case of cosmic karma..

Article: Associated Press 

Photo: AP Photo/Matt Sayles

Supermodel Sophie Anderton turned Super-prostitute-dealer!

Posted on November 21, 2007 - Comments (0)

Sophie Anderton caught in Sex and coke StingAw the world of overpaid supermodel’s, it must be such a hard life to wake up and lunch, try on clothes for the camera and make $100.000 for the whole ordeal.

It is understandable that model Sophie Anderton needed a vacation from the whole gammet, and what better way of taking a break than selling sex and coke-nights for $20.000 a pop!

A reporter for U.K tabloid News of the World caught the model in an undercover sting/frame operation and recorded the encounter. We just love outtakes where the supermodel explains her sexual abilities and the reason for her drug and sex-sale!

“I know that I’m great in bed, but if I don’t feel comfortable with something I’m not going to go along with it and be fake. I don’t do the whole fake thing.”

Sophie - who also called her drugs dealer to the hotel - stripped off to her knickers and told the reporter, despite making “six figures” for her appearance on I’m A Celebrity last year and doing “every single top lingerie, bikini and swimwear campaign I can possibly do” she was currently experiencing cash flow problems.

For those of you that want to dig deeper here is a link to some pictures from the undercover operation (NSFW)

Britney Surrenders

Posted on October 16, 2007 - Comments (0)

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According to the Los Angeles Police Department, Britney Spears turned herself in to authorities at the Van Nuys County Jail:

“At approximately 9:25 PM Miss Britney Spears checked into the Van Nuys County Jail for a court ordered booking. She was put through standard booking procedures which included booking photographs, fingerprinting and collection of information. Britney was at all time cooperative in the process. She was there approximately 45 minutes.” (Source)

The booking was in response to the following hit and run accident famously caught on tape:

You know what?  Good for Britney.  I’m glad she actually complied with ONE court order.  Too bad she didn’t start down this path of moral responsibility earlier; she might have avoided jail all together and might have also been able to keep her kids.   At least this way, if she does serve the up-to-one-year jail sentence, she’ll be out of the public eye for a while.

I, for one, hope she does go away for a bit.  I tire of pictures of her vagina, and could do without seeing her again until that weave grows out!

Show Me On The Doll Where Lou Pearlman Touched You

Posted on October 2, 2007 - Comments (2)

As if Lance Bass, Joey Fat One, Justin Timberlake, and that other one could GET any gayer, now there are reports that N’Sync’s once-manager Lou Pearlman liked to touch his little boy band clients inappropriately.

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Pearlman, super sexy beast that he is, is awaiting trial in Florida on charges of bank fraud, but the kicker is that while he’s sitting there, likely getting fatter, all his little scouts are coming out with stories of supposed molestation.  Page Six reports:

“I would absolutely say the guy was a sexual predator. All the talent knew what Lou’s game was,” Steve Mooney, an aspiring singer who was Pearlman’s assistant, told VF’s Bryan Burrough. “Some guys joked about it. I remember [one singer] asking me, ‘Have you let Lou [fellate] you yet?’ “

Mooney said he once asked Pearlman, who was known as “Big Poppa,” what it would take for him to get into a band. “I’ll never forget this as long as I live. He leaned back in his chair, in his white terry cloth robe and white underwear, and spread his legs,” Mooney told Burrough. “And then he said, and these were his exact words, ‘You’re a smart boy. Figure it out.’ ” Mooney added that a singer groped by Pearlman told him, “Look, if a guy wants to massage me, and I’m getting a million dollars for it, you just go along with it. It’s the price you got to pay.”  (Editor’s note: what do you wanna bet that was Bass?)

Phoenix Stone, an early member of the Backstreet Boys, tells Vanity Fair Pearlman was “definitely inappropriate” with Nick Carter. Nick’s mom, Jane Carter, wouldn’t get into specifics, but said, “Certain things happened and it almost destroyed our family. I tried to warn everyone. I tried to warn all the mothers . . . I tried to expose him for what he was years ago.”

Tim Christofore, a member of Take 5, recalls that during a sleepover at Pearlman’s house, the music czar swan-dived onto his and another boy’s bed and wrestled with them wearing only in a towel, which came off. “We were like, ‘Ooh, Lou, that’s gross.’ What did I know? I was 13,” Christofore told Vanity Fair.

Rich Cronin, lead singer of LFO, recalled Pearlman told him of an “ancient massage technique that if I massage you and we bond in a certain way, it will strengthen your aura.”

All together now:  <GAG>.

Then again, I guess if the Little League Lothario was being subjected to the music of N’Sync, LFO, and the Backstreet Boys on a regular basis, SOMETHING was bound to go wrong in his head eventually.  You can only hear “Shape Of My Heart” so many times…

Lindsay Pulls a Winona

Posted on September 27, 2007 - Comments (3)

Is there a crime this girl hasn’t committed?  I mean, there’s life in the fast lane, and then there’s just fast-trackin’ it to become Andy Dick.

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Page Six reports that Steve-O of Jackass infamy claimed in an interview with Howard Stern yesterday that Lindsay once stole a bag of “Boog Suge” from him while visiting his house.  He even has written proof of the caper, since she had to sign a release to be in the house (since he was filming a DVD).

When you are stealing from a guy who shaves his ass for money. you pretty much know that you’ve hit rock bottom.  Reports also have it that Lindsay is not being released from rehab in Utah, as originally thought, with Dina, Lindsay’s mother saying that the rumors of her release were untrue. 

I’m sure the LAPD and free clinics of California just breathed a sigh of relief. 

Phil Spector Is Hung

Posted on September 26, 2007 - Comments (1)

And unattractive.  REALLY unattractive.

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The jury returned today in the Phil Spector murder trial with a 10-2 hung deliberation.  In which direction were they leaning?  No idea.  But, regardless, Phil is due another day in court, and a retrial will likely be scheduled soon.

What I have to wonder is, will the guy even make it to trial?  I mean, Jesus Christ, he has to be like 134 years old by now.  Those aren’t bags under his eyes.  They’re weather rings to let us know the seasonal precipitation patterns of the last century.

And whether or not he’s guilty of murder, he’s committed an atrocity against nature with that hair.  For that alone, he should be jailed. 

And Nair’d.

Timberlake Hits Like a Girl

Posted on September 17, 2007 - Comments (2)

And he loves Hispanics! Don’t believe me? Why just check out this video of him putting a Mexican photog’s kids through college!

Bad move, Justin. Just because you sound like a girl doesn’t mean you get to slap like one, too. It takes a big man to hit a defenseless guy doing his job and then duck behind his bodyguards.

I’ve always suspected the N’Syncer was a bigger douchebag than met the eye, and now I have proof. I’d love to see this pap press charges so that Timerpuss can pick up trash on the side of the road like his female counterpart Naomi Campbell. Seriously, one can only wonder how long it will be before Miss Priss starts throwing phones and purses at his personal assistants.

Asshat.

What do you want to bet Jessica Biel is the top in their relationship?

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