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Aw the world of overpaid supermodel’s, it must be such a hard life to wake up and lunch, try on clothes for the camera and make $100.000 for the whole ordeal.

It is understandable that model Sophie Anderton needed a vacation from the whole gammet, and what better way of taking a break than selling sex and coke-nights for $20.000 a pop!

A reporter for U.K tabloid News of the World caught the model in an undercover sting/frame operation and recorded the encounter. We just love outtakes where the supermodel explains her sexual abilities and the reason for her drug and sex-sale!

‘They Glamorize Heroin’ - Antonio Costa

That is the message sent to the Wino and Moss today by the U.N’s Antonio Costa, chief of the U.N Narcotics control department UNODC. And not a minute too late in our opinion. We keep finding it amazing that not only are the two queens of smack not in jail, but they are making more money than ever.

Please! Show some backbone law enforcements of the world and toss them in jail! Oh and for gods sake don’t forget to put Pete Doherty behind bars too, maybe becoming an Aryan Brotherhood girlfriend would ’straighten’ him out?

Liza Minnelli, paramour of everything gay, weighed in on Britney Spears, paramour of everything trashy in the St. Petersburg Times

“I just feel horrible for her. You know, she’s got a disease. And when you have a disease, you cannot help it. So it’s not your fault, but you’re responsible for it. I just feel so bad for her because I don’t think anybody really understands what’s going on. The way the press is now, she’s getting so much attention. Somebody said to me the other day, ‘God, you have to go to jail to get a good review.’ (guffaws) It’s an interesting period. They used to have clauses and contracts where you can’t get bad publicity or you’d get fired. But now bad publicity is good publicity. I just keep working and don’t think about it much.”

Lily Allen has reportedly shrunk from a size 12 to a size 8 with the help of hypnosis.  US Weekly reports:

Allen slimmed down with the help of Susan Hepburn, an accredited hypnotherapist and psychotherapist who charges approximately $600 an hour to implant subconscious messages into clients’ minds reminding them to stop eating when they feel full.

“After the hypnotism, I want to go to the gym every day, otherwise I feel really bad,” Allen, 22, said. “I just want to get more toned and healthy. I’m really good about everything at the moment — I’ve never been happier.”

Seems that Lily Allen is trying to become a more toothsome version of UK trainwreck Amy Winehouse.  Though, to me, she just looks like she’s vying for a role in The Other Sister 2.

After already getting into trouble with the law by allegedly (which, just so you know, means they freakin’ did it) assaulting a photog last month, the Cockney-accented crooner decided to give an impromptu performance at London’s Studio Valbonne.  She performed (to use the word liberally) a few songs for the crowd assembled for the launch of Braun Satin haircare and proceeded to get so drunk as to forget the words to her own songs.  And that’s kind of sad, since she only has one cds-worth to even know.

Howard K. Stern should rot in hell.  No one can claim to be a friend and a confidant and allow someone to get into this kind of shape.  When I saw these pics of Anna Nicole at IDon’tLikeYouInThatWay in her last days, I was immediately saddened and sick to my stomach.  Anger, frustration, fear…I can only imagine how those closest to Anna Nicole must feel when seeing these kinds of photos. 

These photos are supposedly the property of Big Moe, Anna Nicole’s bodyguard, who was given the pictures by the late celebrity to chronicle her frightening downward spiral during her last days in the Bahamas.

They are deeply disturbing, and I highly suggest you go to IDLYITW and read the full story behind why they were supposedly taken.  These pictures are not safe for work, and they are not safe if you have a weak stomach.

I hope these kinds of pictures serve as a warning to Britney, Lindsay, and others in their situations.  Just because you’re young and beautiful doesn’t mean you are invulnerable. 

The deeply disturbing NSFW pics after the jump…

1. Lose custody of kids.
2. Drop said kids off at ex-hubby’s place a full two days before I’m ordered to do so.
3. Get my tan on at at Epitome.
4. Dinner at Nobu.
5. Check into Peninsula Hotel.
6. Laugh at all those rubes (including my Mom) who are so worried about my mental state that they think I should be on a “suicide watch.”
7. Score some meth (allegedly).

Well, check, check, check, check, check, check, Britney.  You’ve certainly failed to exceed (or even meet) expectations yet again.  You know, on second thought, maybe Kevin Federline is the better choice of parent. 

What?  Amy Winehouse?  Not MY Amy Winehouse!

Yep, your Amy Winehouse.  She likes the booze, which I KNOW must be a shock for you all.  What might actually be shocking to you, though, is her greenroom request sheet for the MOBO Awards:

(2) bottles of Rioja, (2) cases of Heineken, (1) large bottle of premium vodka, (2) bottles of champagne, and (2) bottle of Jack Daniels. (Source)

I don’t think I drank that much in my entire college run.  This woman must have a liver the size of a Buick.  In fact, maybe it’s the uncontrollable liver growth that’s pushing out her teeth and pushing her hair heavenward!