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Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Human

on : 05-12-07 Posted by : Bruce

Jennifer Love Hewitt Bikini PicturesJennifer Love Hewitt is photographed in a bikini, in broad daylight, with a camera that zoomed right in on any visible cellulite. And guess what? She’s normal! She has cellulite just like the other 99% of us. But instead of saying “phew she’s human” she has come under fat attacks as her photo has spread like wild fire all over the internet. And she’s firing back. Hewitt’s advice:

To all girls with butts, boobs, hips and a waist, put on a bikini — put it on and stay strong.

J.Lo giving birth the Xenu way!

on : 29-11-07 Posted by : Bruce

J.Lo Birth XenuWell it seems Tom ‘Xenu’ Cruise and his space-saucer wife Katie Holmes are inspiring people that aren’t even into Scientology.

J.Lo has decided on the giving birth in silence just like Katie and many other believers of science fiction. According to statures of Scientology no pain killer may be used during birth and the mother must be quiet so as to not ‘Traumatize the child with the sounds of labor’.

J.Lo herself is not a believer of Scientology but both her father and friends Katie Holmes and Leah Remini are believers and Leah is also the one that supposedly convinced J.Lo to give birth ‘The Travolta way’.

Sad day for Hawthorne Heights and fans - Casey Calvert RIP

on : 26-11-07 Posted by : Bruce

Hawthornse Heights Guitarist deadIt’s a sad day for both the band Hawthorne Heights, Fans and members of Casey Calvert’s family.

The news was posted on the bands website and we are not going to speculate in the causes of his passing, just offer our condolences.

The band posted this message on the website:

Keira Knightley got Back!

on : 26-11-07 Posted by : Bruce

Keira Knightley 2007Keira Knightley, 22, is hardly known for her voluptuous behind - until now!

In her latest movie ‘The Duchess’ she parades around with a fake-butt and enough skirts to force the production team to make her trailer larger.

- “Keira has one of the smallest butts in the business and to be able to make her look 1800th century we had to make everything extra large’ a source tells Bang mag.

We think it is going be loads of fun seeing what the wafer thin vixen looks like with some good old booty!

Is Britney Spears over her kids?

on : 25-11-07 Posted by : Bruce

Britney Spears crazyHas Britney finally completely lost it?

News of the World has this article on Britney’s latest

“The desperate singer has told friends she’s in the final stages of talks with an adoption agency and plans to go ahead with the move very soon. This latest twist in the Britney saga comes after the recent news that hubby KEVIN FEDERLINE has been given full custody of the children Sean Preston, two, and one-year-old Jayden James.

Angelina Jolie - Entertainment Weekly’s Entertainer of the year 2007

on : 25-11-07 Posted by : Bruce

Angelina Jolie 2007Angelina Jolie was named one of the top-25 stars of 2007 by Entertainment Weekly, Congratulations!

EW writes:

“Angelina Jolie is currently fulfilling fanboy fantasies in Beowulf with her role as Grendel’s mom. Grendel’s naked mom. In digital 3-D, no less. But energizing her base is hardly the 32-year-old actress’ only accomplishment this year. In A Mighty Heart, Jolie strapped on a prosthetic pregnancy belly, donned a curly wig, and delivered the sort of heart-wrenching turn that reminded audiences why she won that Academy Award (for 1999’s Girl, Interrupted) in the first place. In other words, she acted.” Read EW’s full article on Angelina here

Linda Hogan wants half - Divorcing the Hulk!

on : 24-11-07 Posted by : Bruce

Hogan Knows best divorce filedSeems ‘The Hulk’ will be swinging single again soon, as the local Fox affiliate in Tampa reports that Linda Hogan has filed for divorce.

One can only assume that Linda will take him for all he is worth, being from the Ivana Trump school of gold diggers.

We here at Buzzpatrol.com thinks this may be the best thing to ever happen to the Hulk no matter the cost, and we think that anyone who has watched more than 1/8th of an episode of the reality-horror show ‘Hogan Knows Best’ will agree.

Christina Applegate going ‘Brazilian’ on Christmas cards!!

on : 23-11-07 Posted by : Bruce

Christina Applegate Black and whiteJust like many other celebrities this year the lovely and talented Christina Applegate is taking a stand against people wearing animal fur.

However we have to say that her way of protesting is so much cooler than anyone else we just want to give her a long, awkward hug!

The star of classics such as ‘Married with children’, ‘The Sweetest thing’ and the new ‘Samantha Who‘ is sending a picture of herself to anyone on her Christmas list; Wearing only red gloves and green handcuffs!!

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