Archive for the ‘Celebrities’ Category

Rachel Bilson

Rachel Bilson is definitely one of “Hollywood’s Most Beautiful”.

The girl is flawless.

Gwen and Demi

You would NEVER know that Demi has 10+ years on Gwen. She looks INCREDIBLE!!! “Time…is on her side, yes it is.”

And pregnancy looks great on Gwen. She definitely has the “glow”.

Golden Globes Cancelled

I’m sure you are all very disappointed that you are missing the opportunity to be bored to tears for 3-4 hours next Sunday. I know, it is a real downer. However, there will still be parties that will hopefully circulate some interesting photos of celebrities. We hope.

I will, however, miss the red carpet portion. I love to see what everyone is and isn’t wearing. Although it seems most of the stars have been pretty conservative at the last few award shows. Maybe it is because people like me criticize them too much. Who knows? Who cares?

Britney is Found

Page Six is reporting that Britney was seen this morning in Palm Springs with her “friend” photog Adnan Ghalib. The two were spotted around 10am this morning having breakfast and sipping mimosas.
Say what???
More bizarre behavior from Brit-Brit. Should we really expect anything less?
I, personally, was hoping that having a mental breakdown and her children taken away from her in front of the entire world may have constituted a life changing event……Apparently, not.

Playmate Jennifer Love Hewitt

Are Jennifer Love’s rounded assets about to grace the pages of Playboy Magazine? Well almost, but not quite. Apparently Hugh put the offer out there, but Jennifer “politely declined” according to her rep.

Here’s my question.

Would it benefit her since the unflattering pictures were blamed on bad lighting and bad angles? Or would anyone ever believe that the pictures were truly her, not an amazing airbrushed, photo shopped version of Jennifer Love?

I guess we’ll never know the TRUTH.

Poor Tara Reid

Tara Reid has been in the news again lately. And, as usual, it’s not to promote her “talents.”

She has been photographed a ton lately for her emaciated frame. She seems to get skinnier by the day. Imagine what the weight loss has done to her already loose skin from her botched lipo.

In other Tara Reid news, the “actress” is reportedly receiving quite the pay cut for her “appearances.” At one time she used to collect a hefty $25,000-$30,00 for showing her butt crack and lovely orange hued skin. Apparently, she is now barely able to collect $3,000.

Hey, a girls gotta work and the movie parts do not seem to be knocking on her door.  Poor Tara!

Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Human

Jennifer Love Hewitt is photographed in a bikini, in broad daylight, with a camera that zoomed right in on any visible cellulite. And guess what? She’s normal! She has cellulite just like the other 99% of us. But instead of saying “phew she’s human” she has come under fat attacks as her photo has spread like wild fire all over the internet. And she’s firing back. Hewitt’s advice:

To all girls with butts, boobs, hips and a waist, put on a bikini — put it on and stay strong.

Amen sister. I say good for her and even better for us. I, personally, love seeing celebrities with body “flaws”. Not so that I can criticize them, but it makes me feel good to know that even the “seemingly perfect” are just as normal as me.

photo source: WWTD

J.Lo giving birth the Xenu way!

Well it seems Tom ‘Xenu’ Cruise and his space-saucer wife Katie Holmes are inspiring people that aren’t even into Scientology.

J.Lo has decided on the giving birth in silence just like Katie and many other believers of science fiction. According to statures of Scientology no pain killer may be used during birth and the mother must be quiet so as to not ‘Traumatize the child with the sounds of labor’.

J.Lo herself is not a believer of Scientology but both her father and friends Katie Holmes and Leah Remini are believers and Leah is also the one that supposedly convinced J.Lo to give birth ‘The Travolta way’.

We wish J.Lo the best of luck, and if you want to know how completely crazy the idea of ‘Silent birth’ is we recommend you ask your mom!

Sad day for Hawthorne Heights and fans - Casey Calvert RIP

It’s a sad day for both the band Hawthorne Heights, Fans and members of Casey Calvert’s family.

The news was posted on the bands website and we are not going to speculate in the causes of his passing, just offer our condolences.

The band posted this message on the website:

Today is probably the worst day ever. Its with our deepest regrets that we have to write this. Casey Calvert passed away in his sleep last night. We found out this afternoon before sound-check. We’ve spent the entire day trying to come to grips with this and figure out as much as possible. At this time we’re not sure what exactly happened. Just last night he was joking around with everyone before he went to bed. We can say with absolute certainty that he was not doing anything illegal. Please, out of respect to Casey and his family, don’t contribute or succumb to any gossip you may hear. We don’t want his memory to be tainted in the least. Casey was our best friend. He was quirky and awesome and there will truly be no others like him! His loss is unexplainable. As soon as we know more we will let you know.

Sincerely,

Hawthorne Heights

Eron, JT, Micah and Matt

Keira Knightley got Back!

Keira Knightley, 22, is hardly known for her voluptuous behind - until now!

In her latest movie ‘The Duchess’ she parades around with a fake-butt and enough skirts to force the production team to make her trailer larger.

- “Keira has one of the smallest butts in the business and to be able to make her look 1800th century we had to make everything extra large’ a source tells Bang mag.

We think it is going be loads of fun seeing what the wafer thin vixen looks like with some good old booty!