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Nicole Kidman IS Pregnant

Posted on January 8, 2008 - Comments (0)

Nicole Kidman IS Pregnant

After much denial, Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban have finally admitted “they’re pregnant!” Good for them! I’m sure they were afraid to tell the world the news too soon due to her history of miscarriages.

I predict that she will be one of those super skinny pregnant b&#*@es who don’t even look pregnant from behind. She’ll probably gain all of 15 lbs.

Congratulations!!!

Britney’s Little Sister is Pregnant!

Posted on December 19, 2007 - Comments (1)

Jamie Lynn Spears and Casey Aldridge

Jamie Lynn Spears confirmed to OK magazine that she is indeed preggers! The 16 year old Nickelodeon’s “Zoey 101″ star is 12 weeks along. The father is long time boyfriend, Casey Aldridge, whom she’s been with since high school (wait she’s only been in high school 2 years, right?)

I wonder how Nickelodeon is going to respond to this one. Jamie is supposed to be a role model for teens. I don’t think this is going to go over real well with them. Maybe she is protected by the FMLA?

And then there’s big sis Britney….should I even go there??? She must be proud.

Is There Romance in Store For Reese Witherspoon and Vince Vaughn?

Posted on December 7, 2007 - Comments (0)

Reese and VinceReese Witherspoon and Vince Vaughn are currently filming a movie together in San Francisco. I believe they are a couple in the film (I will correct myself if I am wrong).

So here’s my prediction. A. The two will become a hot couple. I’m pretty certain that Vince is single. And Jake and Reese seem to be pretty wishy-washy. B. They will at least be rumored to be Hollywood’s latest It Couple.

I suppose I already made B come true by writing this article.

Here’s the one reason that I think that a romance may not happen. Reese and Jennifer Aniston worked together on Friends. Jennifer and Vince dated for at least a year. And Reese does NOT seem like the type that would date her friend’s ex.

The real reason this would probably never happen is Vince. Can you really see him being a step-daddy? I think not.

Let the rumors fly!

The Bachelor Comes Clean on Ellen

Posted on November 30, 2007 - Comments (0)

The Bachelor - Brad WomackThe Bachelor, Brad Womack, clears up a few misconceptions on Ellen today. Earlier in the week, Ellen interviewed DeAnna Pappas, one of Brad’s two remaining girls. She was the favored to “win”. On this show Ellen repeatedly called Brad a jerk. She later felt bad for having called him a name. So she had him on to apologize and give him the opportunity to set things straight.

The biggest thing America was misled on was that Brad had the producers fly DeAnna’s Father out so that he could propose to her. In actuality, the producers took it upon themselves to make sure her father was there, just in case. That definitely takes away a few negative marks from my book.

The other thing Brad said that he really regretted saying was when he told DeAnna that “tomorrow would be a good day.” He said he got caught up in the moment and did not mean to mislead her. Well, mislead he did, but everyone is entitled to a few mistakes, right?

I think it’s time we move on and leave this poor guy alone.

Pamela Anderson’s Marriage a Sex Marathon!

Posted on November 29, 2007 - Comments (1)

Pamela Anderson Barb WireRick Solomon has tamed Barb Wire?

Well according to USA Today Pamela Anderson has never been happier then in her marriage to Rick.

Pamela surprised many people when she in October married Rick Solomon, best known for his ‘acting’ in the Paris Hilton sex tape.

But the couple have now been married for close to two months (remember, this is Pamela Anderson we are talking about, any relationship over 4-days long is serious) and according to herself Pamela has never been happier!

According to the star her new marriage is a sex marathon and the two “Stay home ever night just to have sex”.

Well congratulations Pam, We hope it lasts!

Linda Hogan, worst wife of 2007?

Posted on November 25, 2007 - Comments (1)

Linda HoganMore information is being revealed regarding the apparent divorce between Hulk and Linda Hogan.

Turns out the press heard it first! Hulk hogan was contacted by a reporter wanting comments on the divorce and was completely blindsided. It was the first he heard about it!

We have to say that it sets a new standard when it comes to being a cold hearted bitch! You don’t want to be married anymore, fine but at least have the decency to tell your husband before the tabloids.

Linda Hogan is one classy lady!

Julia Roberts, a better Mrs. Smith?

Posted on November 23, 2007 - Comments (0)

Erin Brockovich Julia RobertsAccording to Star Magazine Julia Roberts is no fan of Angelina Jolie.

The actress who’s husband Danny Moder worked as a camera man on the set of ‘Mr & Mrs Smith‘ reportedly came home every day telling Julia Roberts about how Angelina Jolie was hitting on Brad Pitt.

Knowing how she felt about the actress, none of her friends were particularly surprised when at a private screening of Angelina’s latest project ‘A mighty Heart‘ Julia was heard saying - ‘I could have done that role better than her (Angelina Jolie)’.

One cant help but think that Julia should be a little more careful of condemning people for their actions considering her own past indiscretions.

Also, we here at Buzzpatrol.com think that Julia would have been a joke as Mrs Smith

Britney dating again! - Priorities found up ass!

Posted on November 23, 2007 - Comments (0)

Britney Spears and Michael MarchandSex Love is in the air again for Britney Spears!

The latest manboy to seek fame and fortune in Britney’s panties is rumored to be waiter Michael Marchand.

The Britinator and Marchand was spotted at Los Angeles hot spot Mirabella. According to Life & Style Magazine the two arrived separately but left together 45 minutes later, which seems to follow an approximate timetable on how long it usually takes to go from meeting to impregnating Britney .

The only really weird news regarding the date is that the pair was reported to be ‘discrete’, something thats not exactly the trademark of Britney ‘no panties’ Spears.

We wish them both the best of luck and congratulate Britney on finding yet another thing more important than being with her children!

Photo: Stella Pictures

John Travolta - Queen of the Desert

Posted on November 20, 2007 - Comments (0)

John Travolta Gay Kiss

Ok, before I write anything about this joyous occasion I want to make a few things clear.I am not gay; I have nothing against gay people; I think John Travolta is gayer than Andy Dick!

Seriously dude just get your ass out of that closet right now! I have compiled a small list of reasons we think John is gay, lets see what you think.

* First big hit was Grease

* Has played more crossdressing roles than not

* Has a tendency to kiss men aka. ‘The Travolta Surprise’

* Look Who’s Talking

Ok is that enough, or do we have to point out that the picture depicts John slipping the tongue to Kirk Douglas when accepting the Kirk Douglas Award at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival. Although we have to say, Kirks reaction if freaking priceless!

Would Jessica and Owen Make a Cute Couple?

Posted on October 30, 2007 - Comments (6)

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Jessica Simpson was showing off her amazing legs and gaping mouth in LA last week and rumor has it there may be a new man responsible for that smile. Owen Wilson and Jessica got to hang out at Willie Nelson’s lawn-mower race last week, and now sources are saying that these two had their first date on Sunday night. Think they’ll make a good couple?

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