Archive for the ‘celeb pregnancies’ Category

Angelina Jolie’s Jugs

Pregnancy does a skinny body good. Nice cleavage!

(I have NEVER used the word JUGS before in my life, it just seemed sort of…poetic???)

Jessica Alba

Yes!! She FINALLY looks pregnant! She has said that she is in her 3rd trimester, but I have yet to see exactly when she is due.

She DEFINITELY has that “pregnant glow“.

Blissfully Pregnant Brangelina

Angelina finally debuts her pregnant belly. She looks amazing, more beautiful than ever. It is rumored that she is about 4 months along. Previous rumors also swirled around a possibility of twins…..time will tell.

Inflated Nicole Kidman

One would think I was talking about her belly or breasts considering she’s about five months pregnant, but…….

Check out her upper lip!!! Holy shiznit!

Maybe she thought that if she injected her lips it would draw all the attention away from her pregnancy “weight gain.”

Mission accomplished.

Pregnant Nicole Kidman

Is she vying to be the skinniest pregnant woman EVER??? She just might win.

Maybe it’s a Nicole thing.

TWINS

It’s twins for the Lopez-Anthony Family and their due to be here any day now.

Let’s hope they both look like their Mommy.

Camilla Alves BAD Maternity Fashion

I know first hand how hard it is to look fashionable when you’re pregnant, but this is ridiculous.
Maybe the belt is helping with the heartburn.

Rossdale-Stefani Family Grows

The hippest family in Hollywood is about to get bigger. Gwen is pregnant!

She is rumored to already be in her second trimester and she isn’t even showing (bitch).

I can’t wait to hear what they name this new little hipster. Congrats!!!

 

Pregnant Brangelina?

There are rumors swarming that the “world’s most beautiful couple” is adding twins to their ever-growing brood. And here’s the best part, they’re biological. Angie is reportedly pregnant with TWINS! WOW!

We should find out soon if this is true or not. I can’t imagine her tiny frame carrying twins. Well, if it’s true, she won’t be able to conceal it for long. More to come…..

Matthew McConaughey Is Pregnant

“My girlfriend Camila and I made a baby together…We are stoked and wowed by this miracle of creation” — his rep confirms to PageSix.com, it’s true. She has already put in three months of baby “growin,” Matt wrote.

Does this mean he is going to grow up? Because it was so much fun to watch him frolic shirtless on the beach….Congrats!!!