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Ohhh Nooh!! what’s he doing?

One moment Balthazar was begging his wife to take him back and now British tabloid The Sun has reported that he and slutty Sienna are very much together.

Apparently home wrecker Sienna was waiting in a car at Ralph’s grocery store in Malibu as Balthazar rode up and down on a push bike to make sure there were no paparazzi about and once they thought that they weren’t being watched, Sienna hopped out of the car for a quick kiss.

Hahaa!!! then a passer-by caught the cheating Balthazar in the act and shouted out his name.

Ronnie Wood wants two women at the same time.

The Rolling Stone alcoholic guitarist, 61, ran off with Russian waitress Ekaterina Ivanova, 20, apparently told fellow rehab patients in a North London clinic: “I love my wife – but I have a girlfriend and I love her too.”

Sure you do, you just want the whole cake and eat it. What red hot blooded male wouldn’t.

After pictures of him and home wrecker Sienna Miller on holiday in Italy were splashed on the Internet, millionaire Balthazar Getty decided to wait a full week to announce he and his wife Rosetta has split. In a statement to US Magazine, he says:

“The breakdown of a marriage is a very difficult and painful experience especially when children are involved,” Getty wrote. “In light of the fact that many pictures have surfaced in print and on the Internet which has caused myself and my family great embarrassment, I felt it necessary to at least acknowledge publicly that yes indeed my wife and I have separated and I will not be commenting any further.”

Cheeky Girl Gabriela Irimia admitted to British tabloid News of the World that she was pregnant in June with MP Lembit Opik’s baby, but then suffered a secret miscarriage.

Apparently, she didn’t tell Lembit about the baby nor the miscarriage and he’ll get to read about it today in the British tabloid for the first time.

Silly cow!!

Gabriela tells News of the World:

Salma Hayek and French billionaire Francois-Henri Pinault have called off their engagement, as announced by her publicist today in a statement:

“We are sad to announce the engagement of Salma Hayek and Francois-Henri Pinault has been canceled. There will be no further comment,”

The couple have been engaged since 2007, when Salma gave birth to daughter Valentina Paloma last September.

Russian teenage slapper Ekaterina Ivanova said she loves Ronnie Wood and that her relationship with the Rolling Stone alcoholic is far from over.

She told The Sun: ‘I will never betray him. As long as there is a chance of happiness for me and Ronnie I have nothing to say. I love him and I’m standing by him. I need to speak to Ronnie. My life’s been turned upside down by all this. My mum’s health has suffered and I just want all of this to go away. I love him and I’m standing by him.”

It’s official!!!

Late night talk-show host Jimmy Kimmel and his girlfriend of five years, comedienne Sarah Silverman, have broken up.

Both their respective reps have issued a joint statement confirming that Jimmy and Sarah are no longer together. They also stated that, “Jimmy and Sarah have and will have no further comment.”

Ronnie Wood’s wife has done the right thing here by telling the drunk Rolling Stone’s guitarist to F..k off.

Jo Wood, 53, told her hubby of 23 years that it’s over between them. She has left some angry messages on his phone while he was on a 10-day bender at his Irish retreat with an 18-year-old Russian Ekaterina Ivanova.

A friend of Jo says: