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Apparently while out perusing the town in her pretty pink wig looking for a “new house”, she stopped at a Chevron to buy some gum, of course. Britney would just not be Britney if she weren’t chomping on some Bubba-licious.

Anyway, on her way out of the store she helped herself to a lighter and even had the audacity to say “hey I’m stealing a lighter.” “I’m so bad,” or something disrespectful to that effect.

What a biotch! It does not matter that the lighter only cost $1.39. It’s the principal. You don’t steal or take things that aren’t yours. Most of us learned these lessons very early in life.

I don’t have anything new and exciting to report on Britney. She was out and about partying it up for her 26th birthday. And she is always seen driving around town stopping at the nearest Taco Bell or fast food of the day. She also frequents gas stations. Remember her shoeless days in the public restroom of the gas station. Those were her Cheeto loving days.

Dirty diapers, dog poop and sex toys, all ingredients of the Spears household if we can believe the National Enquirer and Star magazine.

According to the court ordered visitor to the Britney mansion there to investigate Britney Spears as a mother was shocked by the stat of the household.

“It’s all a mess” stated the court appointed visitor, and believes the environment could pose a danger to Britney’s sons Sean Preston 2u and Jayden James 1.

“Britney has lightly colored couches and rugs, but she changes the boys diapers everywhere on furniture and floors not worrying about stains”; a source tells the National Enquirer.

WOW, Britney Spears 4 weeks pregnant and it has been confirmed that the father is music producer J.R.Rotem and already confirmed the news saying “It’s true.”

November 14th its reported that Britney Spears confided to her friends in e-mails that she was four weeks pregnant - and that she was sure the father was J.R. Rotem, a music producer she’s been seeing on and off since she separated from ex-husband Kevin Federline in 2006. When asked about the pregnancy, J.R. confirmed exclusively to In Touch that Britney is carrying his child.

More and more news suggesting that Britney Spears may have just finally gone off the deep edge are poring in. According to US Magazine Britney’s latest adventures includes a visit to the Hustler Store in west Hollywood where this sordid story takes place:

“Shortly before 1 a.m. on November 18, Britney Spears entered the X-rated Hustler Store in West Hollywood.

Spears loaded up on naughty skivvies and headed to the fitting rooms. But store employees “told her they don’t allow people to try on underwear,” a source at the scene says. “She was really upset.”