Bash Ariel Castro With Charles Ramsey’s Burgers In New Wacky Game!

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The Charles Ramsey hysteria has hit new giddy heights as we can reveal that you can now play a game entitled “Burger Bash” where you get to toss Charles Ramsey’s burgers at heinous hostage taker Ariel Castro!

We’ve had numerous interviews, autotunes, T-shirts, memes and some dude from Cleveland even got Ramsey’s face tattooed on the back of his leg, so I guess it should come as no surprise that someone’s created a Charles Ramsey game too!

The aim of the game is to hit the appearing and disappearing Ariel Castro avatars without catching too many bystanders. If your burgers go astray and you burger bash too many bystanders, you lose and are dragged into Castro’s nightmare kidnap house. If you win however, you are hailed a hero, much like Ramsey was after he wandered over to investigate Amanda Berry’s screams with a half-eaten Big Mac in his hand and helped to liberate her and other hostages Gina Dejesus and Michelle Knight!

The game’s silly and rather irritating music features frequent quotes from Ramsey’s now infamous post-rescue local news interview and is brought to us by the humor-loving folks at Taiwanese company Next Media Animation, who you may remember also brought us a hilarious animation of John McAfee’s crazy tale and a short covering the seemingly prevalent problem of masturbation in the business class section of Cathay Pacific flights!

About Sheniz Raif

I am, and think I have always been, a writer. I’ve been scribbling stories since I was old enough to hold a pen and thoroughly enjoy using my words to make people laugh or inspire them. I love going to gigs and am a professional groupie for a couple of awesome bands. I am an avid fan of socializing, football, film, and refusing to grow up! I’m also a proud member of the BODO UK team!