Britney steals a lighter on her way to find a house.Apparently while out perusing the town in her pretty pink wig looking for a “new house”, she stopped at a Chevron to buy some gum, of course. Britney would just not be Britney if she weren’t chomping on some Bubba-licious.

Anyway, on her way out of the store she helped herself to a lighter and even had the audacity to say “hey I’m stealing a lighter.” “I’m so bad,” or something disrespectful to that effect.

What a biotch! It does not matter that the lighter only cost $1.39. It’s the principal. You don’t steal or take things that aren’t yours. Most of us learned these lessons very early in life.

What the hell is wrong with this girl? I thought people form the South had the best manners. If you’re from the South, Britney is doing a great injustice to y’all.

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