Britney SpearsI don’t have anything new and exciting to report on Britney. She was out and about partying it up for her 26th birthday. And she is always seen driving around town stopping at the nearest Taco Bell or fast food of the day. She also frequents gas stations. Remember her shoeless days in the public restroom of the gas station. Those were her Cheeto loving days.

 Her hair color and extensions change weekly. She always seems to be sporting some new tacky short dress or short shorts with obnoxious boots. Chewing gum is one of her favorite hobbies, but lately she seems to favor lollipops. Her weight fluctuates as often as her hair color. One day she’s fit, the next she’s fat. She’s a mom, no she’s a party girl. One thing is certain, the paparazzi will be there to fill up her gas tank.

What baffles my mind the most about Britney is why she constantly subjects herself to public scrutiny. The girl will NOT stay home!!! It drives me insane. Her reputation constantly worsens. Her children cannot be alone with her. And now she can’t even drive them in her car. She needs to go back to the South, or wherever the hell she’s from, and go into hibernation. Just take a few years off. Get out of the public eye! It seems so simple and yet the girl continues to *&%$ up. Where is her sense of pride? I am embarrassed for her.

Please Britney, just stay home!

photo source: SFGate